This is a screenshot of the Train Wreck Episode of Gentlemen Scumbags. That’s my good friend, Al Jackson (who is fucking hilarious and was over-serverd last night) doing a pop-in on the show. Jonny Loquasto was the guest. Enjoy. It’s here.
And for the sensitive NLO listeners who also listen to Scumbags, I’m not mad at Patrick or Al. Jesus, calm down. I love you. I love them. Calm it.
http://www.ustream.tv/flash/viewer.swf
In this episode of The Worst, Danielle Stewart, Ed Greer, and I discuss why child slavery is worse than regular slavery and how dumb this lady was who got killer butt implants. Literally, you guys. She died! From her butt implants!
http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:video:sportsshow.comedycentral.com:381482
Didn’t See The Show This Week? Here’s What You Missed
From last night’s series premiere of Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, here’s Norm defending Tiger Woods using math.
Hit the link for more clips from the show.
Episode 2 – Roommating – “Girlfriend”
In this episode, Joel’s girlfriend is depressed. And he wants to keep it that way! But not if I have anything to do with it. (With the very talented Jillian Szafranski).
This episode features my favorite phrase “blow jobs and doggy style” – a term I use to describe myself when I was going through my “awkward slut” phase, which is to say, I would be ok if sex with a man involved only blow jobs and doggy style, even if I didn’t get to do anything I liked in return (cuddles, jokes about unicorns, an orgasm). Why? Because I was just happy a man was paying attention to me.
Don’t worry, I have self esteem now. And when I give someone a blow job now, it’s because I want to, not because I think they won’t like me if I don’t.
And you best believe we’re telling unicorn jokes naked.
Norm MacDonald’s Triumphant Return to the Fake News Anchor Desk
Norm MacDonald’s Triumphant Return to the Fake News Anchor Desk
Did you catch the premiere of Norm MacDonald’s Sports Show last night on Comedy Central? If not (or even if yes), Colin Perkins has you covered. But maybe don’t miss it next week?
But for fans of MacDonald, his new show — which premiered last night on Comedy Central — should provide a welcomed dose of comfort. Sports Show (a title of which is hilariously simplistic in and of itself) is mostly made of its host firing off one-liners in front of a series of rotating images on a TV backdrop. It’s a format that feels very familiar, combining the best of Weekend Update with the feel of his stand-up. And in focusing on the world of sports, MacDonald has chosen a subject that offers up a never-ending supply of targets.
Puddin’-Eddie Pepitone’s Daily Live Action Comic Strip-“Shaft”
NOTE: NSFW and not about blaxploitation films
~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: Mon 4/18 ~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~ Line Up !!!
~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: Mon 4/18 ~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~ Line Up !!!
Last week’s Tiger Lily was a stellar night of laughs and unbelieveable awesome moments! Coolest of the cool Paul Danke was our ever so fantastic MC for the evening! Matt Besser showed us that he has a lot of character, well “characters” and they are all downright guffaw worthy. NY transplant…
Please welcome our newest paid regular: Christina Pazsitzky
Christina Pazsitzky is a Stand-Up Comedian and Writer who is a Los Angeles native and proud of it. She is a regular on the popular E! show “Chelsea Lately”, and tours all around the country and abroad entertaining people. You can check her calendar to see if she’s coming to your town. A long-time veteran of television, you can see Christina weekly on the E! Channel’s “Chelsea Lately” and “Wildest TV Moments”. She hosted the FX series ‘Hitchiker Chronicles’ and was a cast member on MTV’s “Road Rules Australia”. She was a regional finalist on NBC’s ‘Last Comic Standing’ and is a featured comedian on Animal Planet’s “The A List”. Christina has also appeared in feature films with the ‘Jackass’ boys in ‘TV: The Movie’ and has lent her voice and written on several animated films, like ‘Strawberry Shortcake’ and ‘Dr. Doolittle’. She is a nationally touring comedian, and has entertained our troops abroad. In 2007, she placed 2nd in California’s Funniest Female contest and was given the “Up and Coming Writer’ Award in Animation Magazine for her comedy writing work. You can hear her on the nationally syndicated “Bob and Tom” radio show and you can find out which animal she would marry hereBefore becoming a Comedian, she studied Philosophy at Oxford University and attended Law School for 2 entire weeks.
You can find Christina on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook and also making her Original Room debut This Friday!
Give an “F YEAH!!!” for Christina Pazitsky (@christinap). Congrats from the Comedy Bureau.
Gaze My Navel: Gonzo 2: The Reckoning, with Eddie Pepitone!
Gaze My Navel: Gonzo 2: The Reckoning, with Eddie Pepitone!
There actually won’t be any reckoning, but there will be a bunch of kickass free comedy in a sweet bar in Hollywood!!! This line-up will blow you out of the water. The best part? The love of my life, rainbow of my spleen, my favoritest comedian is headlining: the bitter Buddha himself, Mr. Eddie…
Hey guys, I have a show. A LIVE SHOW.
BRUNCH
Every other Monday
First show: 4/18, 9pm
at The Park in Echo Park (http://www.thepark1400sunset.com/)
Zwack (by Matt and Oz)
Here’s a spec ad we did for Zwack Liquor starring Brett Gelman.
Brett Gelman (@brettgelman) + Zwack = Correct Way To Start Thurs. Morning
Performance Anxiety is a bi-weekly comedy on the 2nd and 4th Tuesday of every month and this is the debut/inaugural show/etc!!! And yes, it’s at The Pleasure Chest!
For $7 you get FREE PARKING, FREE BEER, and the best stand-up comedians in the country that have been featured on every late night show ever made! EVER! Including late night informercials. Just kidding, but they’ve been on TV and they’re funny in real life too!
Line-up:
Pete Holmes
Garfunkel & Oates
Ryan Stout
Morgan Murphy
Rory Scovel
TJ Miller
Eli OlsbergShow is 21+, but is anyone really under 21 these days?
ONLINE TICKETING WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY!!!
Here’s a little personal revelation about the Comedy Bureau, a comedy show is probably the only reason I would need to be at the Pleasure Chest.
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Funny Or Die Beats Weird Al at Twitter
We did it! Funny Or Die reached 2 MILLION Twitter followers … before Weird Al! But being the good sport that he is, Weird Al threw us this party to celebrate.
Head over to @funnyordie to join the celebration with a full day of awesome prize giveaways!
Who dies at the end of this episode? THE ANSWER IS FINALLY HERE!!! Episode 4 is Now up!!!
http://www.g4tv.com/lv3/52391
This was a lot of fun to make.
It features: Ryan Ridley, Eric Acosta, Kristen Rozanski, Randy Liedtke, Wade Randolph, with a song by Mike Henry (favorite lyric “Danny split just like his sack”).
Shot by Ben Pluimer
-a Jade Rayndolph joint
The trailer for “DANNY, DON’T RUN.”
The epic tale of a boy who split his sack, ran away, then came back.
