If we tried to describe in detail what Sam Simmons did for his U.S. debut, you might not believe us. So, we’re just going to say it was damn funny and you should watch it to see exactly what we’re being so vague about.
See Simmons do his first late night set in America on Conan here.
Janeane Garofalo to Co-Star in Pilot on Bravo
The fact that Janeane Garofalo might be back on TV is good enough for us to make our day.
Seriously though, let’s hope that she gets to be a series regular again.
For all the jokes at The Roast of James Franco that were about Aziz hanging with Kanye, they sure don’t hold up now as Aziz Ansari is back to breaking down such absurd ideas as relationships.
Just watch this clip of his latest comedy special ‘Buried Alive’ for proof, coming to Netflix, Fri. Nov. 1st.
You shouldn’t be surprised that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog/Robert Smigel visiting The Great American Beer Festival/anywhere is pretty f’n great/pretty f’n great.
Watch Triumph roast beer snobs properly here.
ON THE HORIZON
Happy Contest Time @ 3 Clubs Tues. Nov. 5th 8PM FREE
All Things Comedy @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre Wed. Nov. 20th 8:30PM $25
COMEDY CRAWL
Comedy Central’s “@midnight w/Chris Hardwick” @ Hollywood Center Studios 4:30PM FREE w/RSVP
Big Money @ The Virgil 7PM FREE
Cristela Alonzo @ Comedy & Magic Club 8PM $15/2 item min.
The Business LA Final Show @ Lyric Hyperion Theatre & Cafe 8:30PM $5
The Josh & Josh Show: Liam McEneaney CD Release @ Bar Lubitsch 8:30PM FREE
Risk! True Tales Boldly Told @ Nerdmelt Showroom 9PM $8 in adv., $10 at door
The Fogelnest Files @ UCB Theatre 9:30PM $5
OPEN MIC RUN
FLAPPERS BURBANK 102 E. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM/3 min./First come, first served/25 spots only/counts as audition/No purchase necessary
ROCKPAPER COFFEE 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM/Ends 8PM/lottery
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM-ish/5 min./First come, first served/$3 min.
THE LEXINGTON 129 E. 3rd St., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/First come, first served/No purchase necessary
COFFEE BEAN 16101 Ventura Blvd., Encino, CA Suite 180/Starts 7PM/First come, first served/Mixed mic/No purchase necessary/Hosted by Jason
ECHOES UNDER SUNSET 1310 Glendale Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6:30PM/Starts 7PM/Lottery/4 min./1 item min.
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 12PM at FB page/First 23 spots guaranteed/Starts 7PM/5 min./lottery spots for walk-ins/one drink min.
FANATIC SALON 3815 Sawtelle Blvd., Culver City, CA/Starts 7PM/Ends 9:30PM/$5 cover/7 min./water and coffee provided/Hosted by Lydia Robinson
HI DE HO COMICS 1431 Lincoln Blvd., Santa Monica, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/Lottery/No purchase necessary
IT"S A GRIND 247 E. Pine Ave., Long Beach, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/Ends 10PM/First come, first served
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 8PM/mixed mic
INDIA’S FLAVOR 156 S. Brand Blvd., Glendale, CA/Sign-up 9:30PM/Starts 10PM/Hosted by Meline Tovmasian
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 11PM/Starts 11:30PM after Main Room show
Team Fallon does not disappoint as the king of late night talk show games Jimmy Fallon when bowling against Chris Hardwick and company. This latest episode of Hardwick’s All Star Celebrity Bowling is really inspiring to all of us to step up our bowling trash talk.
NBC Reviving ‘American Comedy Awards’ After 13 Years
Strangely, the American Comedy Awards are not only being revived, but changing hands as it was originally at ABC. We’re not sure what this new awards special will bring, how much it will honor ratings versus acclaim, but, as far as we know, Comedy Central is still doing their own Comedy Awards, which makes us wonder which one would be the Oscars of comedy versus the Golden Globes/Emmys of comedy.
Watch Eric Andre tell and reenact the story of how he lost his prostitute cherry in Amsterdam for Chioke Nassor’s Storytime at Above Average.
We’re betting it’s the only time we’ll see Eric with straight hair.
Paul Feig to Produce Animated ‘Peanuts’ Feature for Fox
Charlie Brown is hitting the big screen as seen by the one and only Paul Feig. The fact that it’s not live action is a good start (i.e. Smurfs), but we’re also excited that someone like Feig is overseeing the adaptation.
So, here’s to hoping there will be a long montage of Charlie Brown missing kicking a football.
As a pastime, many people dress up as Civil War soldiers and pretend to live through battles of the time.
However, they tend to overlook that slavery detail, which very funny Totally Biased writer Dwayne Kennedy is more than happy to bring up.
Arrested Development Cast to Be on Inside the Actors’ Studio
We can only wish that James Lipton conducts the whole interview as Warden Gentles.
Episode airs Nov. 7th 8PM on Bravo.
Adam Devine’s House Party Premieres Tonight on Comedy Central
One of the more innovative shows to come down the Comedy Central pipeline is premiering tonight in Adam Devine’s House Party. There will be sketches and stand up all in the setting of a house party, not to mention the comedic stylings of folks that you should all get to know for how funny they are like Ahmed Bharoocha, Ron Funches, Barry Rothbart, Drennon Davis, Hampton Yount, Ron Babcock, Esther Povitsky, Byron Bowers, The Lucas Brothers, Sam Simmons, and more.
Comedy Central tonight 12:30AM. It’s the best of both worlds as you can watch a house party without ever leaving your house.
ON THE HORIZON
The Secret Show @ The Blind Barber Wed. Oct. 30th FREE w/RSVP
Van Jam @ Hollywood Improv Fri. Nov. 1st 10PM $10/2 item min.
COMEDY CRAWL
Stand Up Spotlight: Joe Wengert @ UCB Theatre 5:30PM FREE
The Manifesto Show @ The Clubhouse 8PM FREE
Unnecessary Evil @ Westside Comedy Theater 8PM $10
Peachy Keen @ Bar Lubitsch 8:30PM FREE
The Comedy Bureau 3 Year Anniversary @ Echoes Under Sunset 9PM FREE/Donations accepted
Loopdeloop Screening @ Nerdmelt Showroom 9PM FREE
The Middle Show @ Hollywood Hotel 10PM No cover/1 drink min.
OPEN MIC RUN
SET LIST @ FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 5PM/First come, first served/must improvise set of never before seen provided set list/No purchase necessary
ROCKPAPER COFFEE CO 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM/5 min./One item min.
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM/5 min./First come, first served/$3 min.
PANINI GARDEN 2715 Main St., Santa Monica, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Ends 9PM/Lottery/Hosted by Solange Castro
MAX BLOOM’S 200 N. Malden Ave., Fullerton, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/booked show after/no purchase necessary
SILVERLAKE LOUNGE 2906 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA (Silverlake)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/4 min./no purchase necessary
UCB THEATRE 5919 Franklin Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/Lottery/10 spots only/5 min./No purchase necessary
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/First come, first served/5 min./1 drink min.
SABOR Y CULTURA 5625 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 8PM/Sign-up is a lottery/3 min./No purchase necessary
BOB’S ESPRESSO 5251 N. Lankershim Blvd., North Hollywood, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/Ends 10PM/First come, first served/5 min./No purchase necessary
TAO COMEDY STUDIO 7466 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 8PM/First come, first served/5 min./$5 cover includes drink
IMPROV JAM @ CLUBHOUSE 1107 N. El Centro Ave., Los Angeles, CA Ste. 110/Starts around 10:30PM after Manifesto Show/Anyone can play/No purchase necessary
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 11PM/Starts 11:30PM/lottery
GOP Chair Loses His Job After Daily Show Interview
It’s honestly surprising that this hasn’t happened way more often with The Daily Show as the correspondents get a lot of moments where whatever politician, government official, etc. say something that they should immediately regret.
GOP Chair Don Yelton did that very thing commenting on voting districts during an interview with Daily Show correspondent Aasif Mandvi, losing his position, and offered up another example of what could be called “gonzo comedy”.
Keith Malley of the Keith and the Girl having 9 comedy albums under his belt already decided to do something a little different from his 10th by doing a performance of his best material from those previous records, but done clean… well, trying to do it clean anyway. As far as we know, no comedian has ever attempted that or, more importantly, pulled it off in a really funny way.
Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley
The final episode of Chioke Nassor’s Storytime at Above Average features none other than Jonathan Ames who, before he did his HBO show Bored to Death, answered a personal ad for someone looking to box.
While funny now, it ended up not being a joke then. Watch the whole story here.
Kathryn Hahn Joins Adam Scott’s Next Greatest Event in Television History
After Jon Hamm dying, getting into fights with Amy Poehler, we can’t think of what Adam Scott will do with Kathryn Hahn in his next Greatest Event in Television History in two weeks at Adult Swim.
Maybe after this, he’ll do a movie version and do a shot for shot remake of the opening title sequence of Better Off Dead?
Just off a game called Cringe Worthy, Kyle Kinane, Deon Cole, and Thomas Lennon riff plenty of appropriate, but essentially NSFW hilarious answers on “@midnight w/Chris Hardwick”. If you’re not watching this on Comedy Central after Colbert Report, drink some coffee and stay up a little later because it’s worth it.
Fox Buys Retirement Home Comedy From Kelly Oxford
This is yet another move for Fox’s comedy slate that is more and more enticing everyday.
With Mulaney going to series, Brooklyn Nine-Nine getting a full season, developing a game show with Steve Carell, and now a comedy project set in a retirement home from Kelly Oxford, Fox is definitely giving their comedy branding a nice new shine .
Colin Quinn has recently stepped up in his comedy career by putting together a touring one man show called Unconstitutional about the United States Constitution and while that seems simple enough, they’re so many subtleties that go into doing such a thing from just playing a comedy club.
Watch this latest episode Scott Moran’s Modern Comedian to see what those subtleties are and more.
If you’re fan of Dan Harmon and Rob Schrab’s Channel 101, one of the most hilarious and bizarre things to grace their screen was a video simply named “going to the store” by David Lewandowski that was part of an anthology series called Everything that on it’s own tallied over 14 million views on YouTube.
Really, saying anything other than that there’s an amazing sequel to this short video would ruin it, so just watch “late for meeting” here.
Our 3 Year Anniversary Show Is Tonight/John Roy Just Added
We’re just a few hours away from doing our office party thing/Comedy Bureau 3 Year Anniversary Show at Echoes Under Sunset-1310 Glendale Blvd., Los Angeles, CA.
Doors are at 8PM and the show will start 9PM sharp (so maybe show up early if you want a seat)
Also, the amazing John Roy has joined this already damn fine line-up for tonight.
ON THE HORIZON
Picture This! An Animated Comedy Show @ Nerdmelt Showroom Sat. Nov. 2nd 7PM FREE
Little Joy @ Little Joy Cocktails Thurs. Nov. 7th 8:30PM FREE
COMEDY CRAWL
The Last Show I Do Before I Go On Medication @ Double Decker Bus That Leaves from Pantages Theatre 6PM $25
Hate Mail @ The Clubhouse 7PM FREE
Slush @ Stories Books & Cafe 7:30PM FREE
Channel 101 Screening @ Downtown Independent Theater 8PM/10PM FREE
Kurt Braunohler @ Hollywood Improv 8PM $15/2 item min.
Nancy & Beth ft. Megan Mullally & Stephanie Hunt @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre 8:30PM $30
Costumes and Candy 9PM FREE
Surprise with Rob & Sofiya 9:30PM $5
Ben Schwartz Presents Snowpants @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10 (stand by only)
Eric Andre @ Hollywood Improv 10PM $15/2 item min.
12 Shiny Nickels @ Westside Comedy Theater 11PM $10
The Walsh Brothers @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5
The Tomorrow Show! Presents HOLLYWEEN Variety Show w/Co-host Emo Phillips @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8
OPEN MIC RUN
ROCKPAPER COFFEE CO 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 3:30PM/Starts 4PM/Ends 6PM/5 min./One item min.
FLAPPERS BURBANK YOOHOO ROOM 102 E. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank, CA/Starts 4:30PM/First come, first served
DANGERFIELD’S 3 2524 1/2 James M. Wood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/Lottery/3-5min./$2 cover
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM/5 min./First come, first served/$3 min.
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min.
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/5 min./first come, first served/one drink min.
BREWDOG PUB 8300 Wilshire Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 8PM/First come, first served/4-8 min./Mixed mic/1 item min.
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 11PM/Starts around 11:30PM/lottery
The Halloween edition of Conan O’Brien’s Clueless Gamer had Conan O’Brien go into PC game territory and play what are considered some of the more scary games you can play.
Of course, as a monster isn’t in reality trying to stab, eat, or cut you up, Conan makes plenty of verbal jabs that we’re sure would hurt the monsters feelings. Watch the silliness here.
Adam McKay Would Like to Release Second Version of ‘Anchorman 2′ With Over 200 New Jokes
As you’d imagine, there’s so much goofing around on the set of the Anchorman sequel, that there would be a whole movie worth of off script genius.
Turns out that was exactly the case and Adam McKay would like to release that whole other version to theaters.