John Hodgman brings his latest one man show, Vacationland, to Largo at the Coronet Theatre on Thursday, June 9th at 8:30PM.

It’ll be a collection of stories centered on things such as “the most painful beaches of the USA; how to lie to the men at the garbage dump; which animals to love and keep as pets and which to kill with poison; and the horror of fresh water clams.”

Tickets are $30. You can (and should quickly) get them here.