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Solomon Georgio’s Childhood Bully Got Way More Than He Bargained for When Crossing Solomon’s Mom

April 13, 2016
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On the latest episode of This Is Not Happening, Solomon Georgio shares the tale of why his mom is among the most badass mothers of all time by how she handled Solomon’s bully.

As it turns out, this kid got the rudest of awakenings. 

Annie Lederman Gives Us All a Cautionary Tale About How You Can F*ck Your Childhood Memories Up, Literally

April 4, 2016
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Sometimes, nostalgia should be kept in the recesses of your psyche and not revisited in actuality. 

Annie Lederman learned that lesson the hard way by reconnecting with a childhood crush several years later only to find that her dream hookup did not come anywhere close to how she had hoped.

She recounts the tale in this latest edition of This Is Not Happening.

Comedy Central Renews/Extends Eight Series Including Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir, Drunk History,  Tosh.0

March 29, 2016
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It seems to be the first time in a long time that many networks are staying the course with the majority of their programming.

Announced via press release, Comedy Central’s renewals and extensions are officially as follows:

Tosh.0 renewed for season 9
Not Safe with Nikki Glaser season 1 extended for 10 more episodes 
Drunk History renewed for season 4
Review starring Andy Daly renewed for and will end season 3 
This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir renewed for season 3
Digital series Alternatino from Arturo Castro, Questionable Science with Rich Fulcher, and Nothin’s Easy from David Angelo all renewed for season 2.

It’s unfortunate to see Review go, but Not Safe with Nikki Glaser is get due reward for being pretty awesome from the get go.

Mike Lawrence Tells the Stories of His First Times Saying ‘I Love You’ and Having Sex (While Being in Over His Head for Both)

March 29, 2016
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The great Mike Lawrence recounts his initial encounters with romance and losing his virginity for This Is Not Happening.

Suffice it to say that you probably went through less to get to your “first time”.

Al Madrigal Tells the Story of Being Thrown Into Being a ‘Latino Comic’

March 22, 2016
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This Is Not Happening’s latest story comes from The Daily Show’s Al Madrigal and how he went from never knowing that he would ever be a so-called Latino comic to doing gigs where he followed people doing stand-up in Spanish.

Watch it here.

Watch Kyle Kinane’s Story of How Some Special Ed Teachers Party Harder Than the Rest of Us

March 14, 2016
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Master comedian and storyteller Kyle Kinane weaves a tale for Comedy Central’s This Is Not Happening about one out-of-control night that was sparked by a special ed teacher that just got off of work.

Watch it here.

Kurt Metzger Tells Stories That Show How Odd It is To Grow Up as a Jehovah’s Witness

March 8, 2016
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For Comedy Central’s This Is Not Happening, Kurt Metzger shares some of the strange tales from growing up as Jehovah’s Witness that fall in the truth-stranger-than-fiction side of things. 

Watch it here.

Ben Roy Probably Has the Best Cautionary Tale About Masturbating Alone in a Hotel Room

March 2, 2016
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Ben Roy tells a story for the latest season of Comedy Central’s storytelling series This Is Not Happening that might make you think twice about touching yourself, especially when you’re all alone in a hotel room.

It also happens to be one of the best damn stories of this season of TINH.

Watch it here.

Season 2 of “This Is Not Happening” Premieres Tonight

February 23, 2016
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12:30AM tonight on Comedy Central.

Another round of some of the craziest stories ever told by some of the funniest people around is coming up in season 2 of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir, Comedy Central’s storytelling series.

You’ll be hearing plenty of stories like this one from Jim Breuer where a prank turned out to be much more epic than he possibly could have imagined.

Henry Rollins Tells the Story of His First Ever Drug Trip on Acid

February 18, 2016
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The latest season of Comedy Central’s great storytelling series This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir is just around the corner (next Tuesday, Feb. 23rd at 12:30am to be specific).

From the looks of this story of Henry Rollins’ early days in Black Flag and going all out on his first drug trip by taking a whole bunch of acid, This Is Not Happening is going to be one hell of a ride just like it has always been.

“This Is Not Happening” Season 2 Trailer Runs Deep with Comedians Getting in Over Their Heads

February 11, 2016
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Comedy Central’s storytelling series, This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir, is returning soon and promises more tales of the absolutely ridiculous from great comedians and raconteurs. 

This season, you’ll be getting true stories from Henry Rollins, Artie Lange, Sean Patton, Randall Park, Kate Willett, Nicole Byer, Mike Lawrence, Mark Normand, Solomon Georgio, Ron White, Joe DeRosa, Ben Roy, Nick Swardson, Joey Coco Diaz, Andrew Santino, Steve Simeone, Moshe Kasher, Kyle Kinane, Al Madrigal, Felipe Esparza, Jim Breuer, Kurt Metzger, Annie Lederman, Christina Pazsitzky, Dan Cummins, and Bret Ernst.

Get a taste of what sort of nonsense they got into in this trailer.

Look for the second season premiere of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir on Tues. Feb. 23rd at Comedy Central.

Comedy Central Announces Premiere Dates for “Not Safe with Nikki Glaser” and New Seasons of “Broad City”, “This Is Not Happening”, and “Adam Devine’s House Party”

November 19, 2015
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(via EW)

Comedy Central has its new power blocks of comedy for next year set.

Tues. Feb. 9th, the series premiere of Not Safe with Nikki Glaser will air at 10:30PM.

Wed. Feb. 17th, season 3 of Broad City premieres at 10PM.

On the night of Tues. Feb. 23rd, season 2 of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir will premiere at 12:30AM.

Then, on the night of Thurs. Mar. 3rd, season 3 of Adam Devine’s House Party will also premiere at 12:30AM.

February and the beginning of March 2016 are starting to look much better.

Comedy Central Orders 2nd TV Season of “This Is Not Happening”

June 8, 2015
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One of the best storytelling series around, This Is Not Happening is back again for what is technically its fourth season.

Two seasons of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir ran on Comedy Central’s digital arm CC:Studios before getting picked up to run as a full fledged TV series.

Now, it’s going to get a second season at Comedy Central and we’ll get to enjoy diving into the unbelievable things that comedians get themselves into.

Watch What Sean O’Connor Did In Order To Be Tested Whether He Was a Sociopath or Not in High School

April 4, 2015
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This is only one of many amazing Sean O’Connor high school tales and we’re thankful that he’s doing stand-up so we can hear all of them.

This latest story from This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir shows the sort trouble that O’Connor would get into merely from doing a routine dissection in a Biology class. Apparently, it’s the sort of trouble that comes with examining whether this is going to form a pattern of sociopathic behavior.

Watch what happened here.

Ari Shaffir and Pete Carboni Trip on Mushrooms For The First Time When Trying to Rekindle Their Friendship

March 16, 2015
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When you haven’t seen a friend in a long time, giving a gift is always a nice gesture. However, when that gift is mushrooms to trip out on and neither have you tripped on mushrooms before, it gets kind of complicated.

That’s what good friends Ari Shaffir and Pete Carboni did for the latest story on This Is Not Happening and well, we will just let Ari and Pete tell you the rest…

We will say that if this was an ad for taking mushrooms, it would be one of the most convoluted ad for mushrooms ever. 

Tom Segura Had a Chance Encounter With Bruce Bruce…

March 13, 2015
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Some of you might know that comedians live lives that you would never guess based on their act and on stage persona. 

Tom Segura experienced a great example of that when he met successful, veteran comedian Bruce Bruce and got completely blindsided. Seriously.

This is the latest story for This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir and we can’t stress enough how out-of-left-field this story is especially since it doesn’t involve drugs, alcohol, violence, etc.

Jay Larson Explains Why He Crushed His Sophomore Year in High School

March 6, 2015
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Sophomore year of high school isn’t usually a highlight year for most folks. 

That was not the case for one Jay Larson. 

Watch the master storyteller and comedian explain why it was a banner year in this latest story for This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir.

Steve Rannazzisi Shows Us Why The Rock N’ Roll Ralphs in Hollywood Is Rock N’ Roll

February 27, 2015
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If you live in Hollywood, you learn almost instantly that it’s far removed from the glitz and glamour that’s depicted on stage and screen. One great example of that is the Ralphs on Sunset Blvd. that’s open 24/7, affectionately called the “Rock n’ Roll Ralphs”.

Steve Rannazzisi had an ordeal there that gives you an idea of why this Ralphs is “special” and has earned its “rock n’ roll” status in a story for This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir.

Giulia Rozzi Never Knew That a “Poop Hand” Would Be a Momentous Event in Her Life

February 27, 2015
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There are many experiences that one goes through while living in NYC that, perhaps, you wouldn’t encounter in most other places in the world. Some of those experiences are good and others involve poop and hands. 

Giulia Rozzi tells the story of the latter on the latest installment of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir. 

Ms. Pat’s Titties Saved Her Life

February 25, 2015
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While many a man can be distracted by a well-endowed bosom, that is not the way that Ms. Pat’s titties saved her from a shootout. It’s not a sentence you get to hear everyday, but it’s one that just happens to be singularly true.

Hear her whole story in the latest installment of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir.

Watch The Various Stages of Marc Maron Learning That He Doesn’t Have Cancer

February 24, 2015
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Self-diagnosing seems to be a pretty routine habit for Marc Maron, though Marc often goes to the extreme of suspecting that he has cancer.

For his episode of This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir, Maron details the various stages of being slowly convinced that he doesn’t have cancer.

Watch it here.

Here’s Your Giant 2015 SXSW Comedy Line-up, Part of Which Will Be a Comedy Special

February 23, 2015
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The rollout of awesome comedy festival line-ups for this year continues as SXSW is taking much of the best comedy from around the country to Austin, TX for a week. 

Going from Mar. 14th-21st, the likes of the following will have their comedic stylings on display:

Adam Cayton-Holland
Al Madrigal
Allen Strickland Williams
Amy Schumer
Andrew Orvedahl
Andrew Santino
Ari Shaffir
ASSSSCAT 
Ben Roy
Beth Stelling
Bill Burr
Bob Saget
Brent Morin
Brooks Wheelan
Chris D’Elia
Comedy Bang! Bang!
Conspiracy Theory Live with Jesse Ventura
Dan Harmon
Dave Ross
Doug Benson
Doug Loves Movies
Eliot Glazer
Premiere of James Adomian and Scott Aukerman’s sitcom “The Embassy”
Eric Andre
Erin Whitehead
Glenn Wool
The George Lucas Talk Show
The Grawlix
Harmontown
Horatio Sanz
The Hooray Show
Iliza Schlesinger
improv4humans
Jake Weisman
James Adomian
Jay Oakerson
Jay Pharoah
Jeffrey Ross
Joe DeRosa
Jon Huck
Judd Apatow
Katie Dippold
Lauren Lapkus
Liza Treyger
Mary Holland
Matt Besser
Matt Braunger
Matt Walsh
Mark Normand
Mike O’Brien
Nate Bargatze
Nick Kroll
Nick Thune
Pat Bishop
Paul Virzi
Rachel Feinstein
Rick Glassman
Roast Battle 
Ron Funches
Sasheer Zamata
Scott Aukerman
Shannon O’Neill
Stephanie Allynne
This Is Not Happening
Tim Robinson
Todd Glass
NBC’s Undateable
Vanessa Bayer
What’s Your Fucking Deal?! 
Wild Horses 
WOMEN   
W. Kamau Bell
Wyatt Cenac
and more!

On top of that, two tapings for a SXSW comedy special are set to take place during that week run hosted by W. Kamau Bell. 

So, get your badge already.

Barry Rothbart’s Dad Gave Him The Atlantic City Experience For His 18th Birthday

February 17, 2015
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The latest story on This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir comes from Barry Rothbart and the events that transpired on his 18th birthday. 

At this point, we’ll just say that Barry got taken to Atlantic City by his Dad and after everything that went down, Atlantic City lived up to it’s shady reputation.

Watch it here.

Tom Papa Tells Us Why Parents Today Shouldn’t Be So Nosy

February 9, 2015
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The latest story from This Is Not Happening with Ari Shaffir has Tom Papa showing us why being able to intrude into a child’s life as their parent in 2015 hasn’t been a good thing necessarily. 

We’re going to guess that you’d wish your parents had seen this story when you were a kid (or right now if you’re currently a kid).

Ali Saddiq Gave a Crash Course on Prison Riots on “This Is Not Happening”

January 31, 2015
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Of the This Is Not Happening catalog of stories, Ali Saddiq’s is one of the craziest ones as it involves a prison riot.

So, for the benefit of us all, he shared his experience and taught us what “Mexicans got on boots” means.

Watch his story here.

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