Things I Vow to Not Allow to Go Undone While Unemployed
- The dishes
- My grad school homework
- Getting on a regular workout schedule
Things That Will Probably Continue to Go Undone Despite the Fact That I Am Unemployed
- Laundry/dusting
- My grad school homework any time than the day before it is due
- Getting on a regular workout schedule
INDIGLO shout-out on LAist.com.
We’ve got an amazing line up this Sunday! Come on by! 9pm at M Bar in LA.
Do it.
Morning Debriefing 1/27/11

1) OK, so the tickets for Patton Oswalt’s show on Saturday at Largo @ the Coronet Theatre are sold out. FRET NOT!!! Patton will be back in Southern California at the Galaxy Theatre on March 11th and tickets are already on sale right here. I’m telling you this so now so you’ll actually have a chance to buy them.
2) In less than 2 hours, the voting for Comedy Central’s Stand Up Showdown is coming to an end and so is your chance to vote for your favorite comics that have a Comedy Central Presents Special and your chance to win a trip to the South Beach Comedy Festival! SO VOTE NOW!
3) Less than a week to go before the release of Garfunkel and Oates’ “All Over Your Face”. LESS THAN A WEEK. (don’t worry, the Comedy Bureau keep you posted).
3) Initially, the Comedy Bureau was going to celebrate its 100th day at a designated bar this Sun. Jan 30th. These plans might change. Stay tuned for details.
4) Just to make it easy for you guys as well as adding a few more shows/people to the schedule-Los Angeles Just for Laughs Showcases.
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL–
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Three of Clubs 7PM FREE
4 & 20 @ All Star Lanes 8PM FREE
Literally Funny @ Last Bookstore 8PM FREE
Comedy Speakeasy @ TSR Lounge 8PM FREE
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Hollywood Laugh Factory 10PM $10 students/$20 general/$30 VIP/2 item min.
6) Recently: U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich took legal action against a cafeteria after “dental damage” had been done by a misplaced olive pit in a wrap he ordered. Upon hearing that, I wish he was in this video where Rick Shapiro “asks” questions to people on Hollywood Blvd.
7) If a comic asks you to “make some noise” at the top of their set, do literally as they ask and never stop.
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HOW DID THIS GET MADE – EPISODE 3
OLD DOGS w/ SNL’s CASEY WILSON
This is one of my favorite bad movies. Joining Jason, June, and I is the always hilarious Casey Wilson (SNL/Julie and Julia)
Topics Include:
- Robot Puppet Suits
- Fart Noises
- Sports Marketing
- The “Japanese”
- Jet Packs at Children’s Parties
So Gallagher (The watermelon dude) walked out on Marc Maron (The WTF Podcast Dude) in the middle of the interview.
I’m sure Marc was grilling him on some of the allegations made about his (Gallagher’s) stage show.
Marc says he plans to air the 30 minutes before Gallagher walked out. Should be interesting.
Rory Scovel ft. Randy Liedtke – “I Wish Randy Was Dead”
Rare teaser clip of Rory Scovel’s upcoming album “Fuck Randy Liedtke.” Look for it on itunes August of 2014.
The next big thing as far as popular things go
In case none of you know, Randy who is wished to be dead, is singing in the video.
Everyone has to buy Jon Glaser’s amazing ingenious book. Here’s the link.
http://www.harpercollins.com/books/My-Dead-Dad-Was-Zz-Top-Jon-Glaser/?isbn=9780061749629
or this…. (with Chris Elliott, Brett Gelman, and pure unfiltered awesomeness)
If you’re not going to watch this, you’re officially not a good sport. (Come on, it’s produced by Conan!)
…or even this. (Eagleheart Feb 3rd. at Midnight on Adult Swim-DON’T MISS IT!)
Beards Amongst Beards

In a many parts of this vast disconnected metropolis populated by the phenomena known as “the hipster” (many of the male form sport an unruly beard), there is a thick haze of cynical intellectualism that has seeped into the cultural DNA of Los Angeles. Even within comedy and the intention to bring levity to a group strangers, an air of pretension precedes many jokes with obscure references and abstract irony. Again, many of these male “hipsters” take on the growth of a beard almost as a uniform of their general disdain for the main stream.
Though they have some mighty thick beards, the Beards of Comedy hardly come within a ballpark of the above description as they have an approach to comedy that, I believe, is welcoming to all (well, mostly all as long as you like your comedy leaning on the smarter side of the fence).
As they have an album called, “Comedy for People”, the quartet of Joe Zimmerman, Andy Sandford, TJ Young, and Dave Stone collectively bring a take on America and “the South” that’s both charming, yet highly satirical much to the delight of the tight crowd at Meltdown Comics. The comedic balance struck between the four who carry many comedy accolades with them all from Rooftop Comedy to being Atlanta’s Best Comedian via AtlantaStandsUp.com was so great that the show moved forward quite effortlessly even with the amazingly hilarious musings of comedic genius/special guest Kyle Kinane.

With the fresh goofiness of TJ Young,

the clever conciseness of Andy Sandford,

down-to-earth truthful observations of Dave Stone,

and the joyful absurdities of Joe Zimmerman (pictured at top), The Beards of Comedy put on such a damn fine show, I could have sworn that the crickets outside shut up. Together, as hinted above, they bring a hope about “the South” that there are people, thinkers if you will, that defy the dreary stereotypes constantly made fun of by several comics including themselves and unfortunately played up by the “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”.
At one part of the show, Joe Zimmerman took a guitar and TJ Young took a bucket and played a “Sad Emotional Song”, which, to me, a self-loathing hopeless romantic, was a pitch perfect barb on the popular singer/songwriter music that overwhelms indie film soundtracks today. Though being a far cry from “Git R’ Done”, I hope the Beards’ brand of comedy experiences a similar meteoric rise.
Currently on tour throughout the West Coast, the Beards of Comedy will helpfully extend their tour or simply go another one to stop by Los Angeles. In the meantime, you can purchase their album, “Comedy for People” here and stay tuned to the Comedy Bureau for what is sure to be a date with destiny back in LA to be beards that stand out from the madding crowd (of beards).
http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf
Funny Or Die Presents: Episode 3 Sneak Peak
Here’s a glimpse of Episode 3 of Funny Or Die Presents. The show airs in its full glory Friday at midnight on HBO!
This is a promotional video I made for my upcoming Comedy Central Presents. Not sure of the exact air date, but I believe it to be February 25th.
Nick Kroll: Character assassination
Nick Kroll: Character assassination
Nick Kroll is a master at taking a stereotype, exaggerating it to the end of the Earth, and transforming it into characters that dynamically stand on their own as individual voices and points of…
I’m offically a Twit!!!
Now you can follow even more crap i put on the internet via Twitter.
Enjoy
-Andre
Remain Champagne: WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?
Remain Champagne: WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?
[Just lemme do this real quick and I’ll shut up, all right?]
Who needs a comedian? And I don’t mean that like, “Society doesn’t need comedy.” I’m saying: “I’m available.” Yeah. Got a comedy show you want me to do? I’ll do it. Where is it? In your parents’ basement out in Temecula? …
There’s a small article about me in today’s LA Times (second page of the Calendar section). It’s part of their Comics on Comics series, where they ask a notable comic who makes them laugh. They interviewed my friend Molly Prather, who is known for her really great one-woman shows, and peaches and ice cream she chose me.
Thanks Molly! And thank you journalism!
Morning Debriefing 1/28/11

1) THE BIRDS OF PREY (@birdladies or @lizzycooperman @thatsusanburke @emilymayamills) MADE IT INTO FHM!! Their sketch “Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline” is actually posted on the site! DON’T BELIEVE ME? Oh yeah, it’s f’n knee slapping hilarious too.
3) The Ultimate Free & Cheap LA Comedy List 1/30-2/5. Thanks Wisepix.
4) Chelsea Peretti’s Comedy Central Special airs tonight 11PM meaning that you should watch it. Seriously, I’m not kidding. I’m sure it will replay several times, but you should watch it when it first airs because it is THAT MUCH MORE SPECIAL.
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL-It’s manageable, which gives you even less of an excuse
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Hollywood Improv Lab 7:30PM FREE
Comedy Car Hole @ Comedy Car Hole 9PM FREE
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Fake Gallery 10PM $5
Stood Up Friday Night @ Moving Arts Theatre 10PM $5
7) Recently: There is revolution afoot in Egypt and somehow Donald Sutherland and 9 other non related topics are trending instead on Yahoo. Hmmm……

8) 100th day of the Comedy Bureau still under deliberation…. Details will follow soon.
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TOMORROW NIGHT!
It’s the first Space Boners of 2011! Featuring some special guests from NYC and amazing LA comics with one common trait: great hair. This shit’s a melting pot yall.
Featuring:
Greg Barris
Ali Wong
Karl Hess
Marianne Sierk
Hasan Minaj
Jeff Wattenhofer
Jim Hegarty
Barbara Grayhosted by Dan Gill
Silverlake Lounge – 2906 W Sunset Blvd
7 – 9 PM
*** FREEEEEEE ****
HAPPY HOUR TIL 8!
CHEAP DRINKS ** CASH ONLY **

