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Please Enjoy Addie Weyrich’s Version of Ted Cruz Who Just Woke Up with Total Amnesia

July 12, 2022

Such a singular delight of a comedian Addie Weyrich unveiled this gem of a bit where she stumbles around as Ted Cruz with amnesia, asking the audience who he is and why everyone hates him so much in 2021. We loved it so deeply that we put it on our 100 Best Things in Comedy We Were Witness To in 2021 despite not really being able to show anyone what it was (no clip of the bit existed as of yet).

Fortunately, that’s all changed and has captured a brilliant performance of her as an amnesia riddled Ted Cruz that looks to truly be a better person with the help of several audience members. It’s so damn funny on top of being heartwarming and introspective and thought provoking.

Give it several watches here.

Delegates That Are Still for Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz Get Highlighted on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

July 21, 2016

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Most logic has been thrown out of the window for this election year and a good majority of people seem to want to just go with their gut when picking the next leader of the free world.

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee found two delegates that take that idea to the nth degree on both sides of the spectrum. One person who is still backing Ted Cruz and the other backing Bernie Sanders even though the adjectives of official and presumptive have been permanently affixed to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

It’s more fantastic work from Full Frontal. Watch it here.

Samantha Bee Gives a Crash Course on Ted Cruz on “Full Frontal”

March 15, 2016

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If the hoped self-destruction of Donald Trump is going to happen in the presidential race, the next candidate in line to take the nomination for the GOP candidate is Senator Ted Cruz.

Samantha Bee realizes that so much focus on Trump that you might not be familiar with the buzz about Cruz.

Thus, she made this crash course on last night’s Full Frontal on why you should also be concerned with Ted Cruz running for president.

Samantha Bee’s Makes Sure to Pick Apart Both the Recent GOP and Democratic Debate on ‘Full Frontal’

March 8, 2016

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During election years, presidential candidates are promised equal air time at a given TV network. If one candidate gets to be on air for a specific amount of time, other candidates can request that same amount of air time on the same network.

In a similar line of thought, Samantha Bee made sure to grill both sides of the aisle in their individual debates on last night’s Full Frontal.

As she has been doing since day one at her show, Samantha goes for the jugular in her jokes with almost no remorse and we can’t get enough.

Watch her latest breakdown of the most recent GOP and Democratic debates and you’ll see what we mean.

Watch James Adomian and Drew Droege’s BiPartisan Presidential Debate Live from UCB

In real life or in parody, you’re probably not going to get a better bipartisan presidential debate than this one recorded live at UCB Franklin this week. It was put on by the amazing James Adomian and Drew Droege, appropriately called Decision Election 2016 All-Star Clusterf*ck with:

James Adomian as Sen. Bernie Sanders
Drew Droege as Carly Fiorina
Heather Anne Campbell as Sec. Hillary Clinton
Seth Morris as Gov. Lincoln Chafee
Fortune Feimster as Donald Trump
Ian Karmel as Gov. Chris Christie
Ryan Perez as Sen. Ted Cruz
Chris Schleicher as Gov. Martin O’Malley
Daniel Van Kirk as Gov. Jeb Bush
Jerry Minor as Dr. Ben Carson
Mike Still as Gov. Mike Huckabee
Veronica Osorio as Sen. Marco Rubio
Neil Casey as moderator

If you’re feeling conflicted about watching SNL tonight because of Trump, watching this will more than make up for it.

Josh Androsky Has Devised a Way to Troll Ted Cruz and Raise Funds for Planned Parenthood

September 8, 2015

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(via The Daily Dot)

LA comedian Josh Androsky has managed to make his trolling of a presidential candidate actually affect change.

Basically, Androsky is not a fan of Ted Cruz intending to defund Planned Parenthood amongst many other platforms the presidential hopeful is running on. Off of that, he wanted to see what it would take get blocked by Cruz on Twitter. In attempting to do so, Josh got dared to how far he would go with money being donated to the charity of his choice the longer Cruz didn’t block him.

As a result, various memes including ones with colorful language and images of Cruz as well as others with Pokemon and curse words have been tweeted by Androsky to Cruz and more and more money has been donated to Planned Parenthood.

In fact, “When asked how much money he hoped to raise for Planned Parenthood, Androsky said, ‘My goal is to raise $2,294,642, because that spells out ‘bazinga’ on a phone keypad.’

So, this is how an edgier Robin Hood in the digital age does things.