Megan Amram: Things To Do Before I Die
See Paris
See anything (I’m blind)
Swim WITHOUT dolphins for ONCE
Milk one of God’s lesser beasts (bat, eel, etc.)
Climb a mountain (acceptable types of mountains: hard rock candy, Brokeback)
Go back in time and go to Hitler and be like hey come on
Tickle a bat 😉
Finally ask out…
Paul Jay Comma Comic: I Have Been Challenged To A Duel!
I received this message on Facebook today. Screenshot available later, when I have stopped laughing.
From: Jim Donohue
Subject: Hey ya fuckin piece of shit!
Hey my name’s Gordon and you can hit me up at 310-525-0416. I was at Westwood Brew co. on Jan. 18 and my buddy and I were watching your…
Oh, so this is why people are going to Brewco this Tues… I get it.
Me::Headlining::Flappers Comedy Club::Burbank::This Weekend
Okay – you people who want to see a LONG set here in Los angeles… Im in Burbank this weekend at Flappers headlining. four shows. live it up!
THE MOSTLY NORMAL BIRTHDAY SHOW
TOMORROW NIGHT, 2/23 @ 830PM! HOLLYWOOD IMPROVCOME OUT AND CELEBRATE DEADSCREEN’S 30TH BIRTHDAY!!!!
RSVP HERE – http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=153755598015262
1) Hilarious comedian Paul Jay was recently threatened by someone unknown to the Comedy Bureau at the Westwood Brewco Open Mic, sometimes referred to as the “open mic of love” over an incident that happened about a month ago. Apparently, the person dishing out the threats took offense to a comment that Paul made in trying to shut him up as this person was talking during the whole show. If anything is “going down” tonight, I urge anyone there to have Paul’s back because he’s a good man, a funny man, and anyone who claims they were whispering during the whole show and then wants to fight over being told to be quiet is pretty much in the wrong.
2) Real People liking good comedy: Everybody’s Talkin’ Comedy Show Review (via Wisepix).
3) The hilarious “Puddin” live action comic strip with Eddie Pepitone will be featured here everyday, but you can follow them on Twitter if you feel like beating the Comedy Bureau to the punch @puddinstrip.
4) ON THE HORIZON:
Birds of Prey @ Comedy Central Stages 8PM FREE/call (323) 960-5519
Eddie Pepitone Bloodbath @ Hollywood Improv Lab Mar. 8th
Glenn Wool @ Hollywood Improv Lab Thurs. Mar. 10th 10:30PM $5
LA Comedy Fest’s First Fridays Variety Show @ Theatre Asylum Fri. Mar. 4th 10:30PM $10
Timeline B (Sax Carr Taping) @ Meltdown Comics Fri. Mar. 11th 8PM FREE
The Midnight Show Showcase @ UCB Theatre Thurs. Mar. 17th 8PM $5
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL
Biscuits & Gravy @ Hollywood Improv Lab 8:30PM $5
Comedy Death Ray @ UCB Theatre 8:30PM $5 (stand by only)
First Therapy Comedy Show @ Blue Monkey Lounge 8:30PM FREE
7) OPEN MIC RUN
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE TOKYO @ SEÑOR FISH 422 E. 1st, Los Angeles, CA (downtown)/Sign-up 6:30PM/Starts 7PM
COFFEE GALLERY 2029 Lake Ave., Altadena, CA/Starts 8PM
WESTWOOD BREWCO 1097 Glendon Ave., Westwood, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 7:30PM/Starts 8PM
8) Recently: Man was shot dead for eating popcorn too loudly at a ‘Black Swan’ screening. This makes me wonder, briefly, why Bill Hicks didn’t go further in handling this heckler.
9) Special Thanks to Comedian Chris Dunham for his donation to the Comedy Bureau.
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Girls Gone Goldberg: Sucker Punch!
The fiancé got a Facebook message from some homo-panicked douche nozzle yesterday. This guy was so offended that Paul had shut him up at an open mic last month with “a gay joke…asking me to suck your dick and whatnot” that he has been coming back to the same open mic every week since so he could…
@mike_burns_ and I will be podcasting live tonight at 8PM PST (www.gentlemenscumbags.com) with our producer, Patrick Melton and special guest, James Adomian. He’s funny. He does impressions. He’s been on things. You know him.
Click here to subscribe. We’ll be discussing drunk text messages, shitty food, getting jacked, leather chaps and the Oscars, amongst other scummy things. Be a gentleman and tune in.
Puddin’-Eddie Pepitone’s Daily Live Action Comic Strip-“Quick Chat"
Our ringtones page is up and you can LISTEN TO ALL OF THE RINGTONES FOR FREE on it whether you choose to purchase any of them or not.
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Have fun entertaining and annoying your co-workers and classmates with them.
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Everyone should watch this video one…more…time for funzies. And because it’s entered into a contest where views count. SORRY! But watch it for funny goodtimes.
Jen Kirkman – comedian: This Week with Jen Kirkman 2/22 – 2/27
Hey! This is a reprint of my email list that I send out every Sunday. To be a subscriber send me a note with the subject heading “subscribe” to jenkirkman.show.updates at gmail.com
Here is where I’ll be this week:
Wednesday, February 23rd @ 8pm
The Hollywood Improv
8162 Melrose Avenue LA CA
The Daily Flailure: Notes From The Annual Comedy Council Meeting
As an advocate for transparency in government, I feel obligated to tell you what to expect from comedy in the upcoming business year. As the junior member of The Council, I fear I may ruffle some feathers in the comedy establishment by doing so. And as a believer in the Rule of Threes, I feel the…
Pending Comedy Bureau approval….
1) Norm MacDonald (@NormMacdonald) was trending on Twitter in Los Angeles. Apparently, he tweeted 14 times yesterday adding to his 16 total times he has tweeted since 2009… and he still has over 30,000 followers. Makes Follow Fridays seem kind of pointless, doesn’t it?
2) THIS FRIDAY IS KYLE KINANE’S COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS SPECIAL. YOU DO REALIZE THAT, DON’T YOU? FEB. 25th COMEDY CENTRAL 11PM.
3) ON THE HORIZON:
Comedy Showcase @ 3rd St. Promenade Playhouse Fri. Feb 25th 9PM $6 online/$12 at door
Cartoon Dump w/Emo Phillips and Kyle Kinane @ The Steve Allen Theater Mon. Feb. 28th 8PM $10
Red Velvet Comedy Returns @ Hollywood Improv Lab Fri. Mar. 4th 10PM $5
Battleship Pretension @ Meltdown Comics Sat. Mar. 5th 8PM $5
3) Charlyne Yi Interview in Serial Optimist. Charlyne is amazing and Serial Optimist knows what they’re doing so READ IT!!!
4) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL
Adam Shenkman’s “Silverlake ARM Wrestling Tournament” @ Silverlake Lounge 6PM FREE
Merrillwood LIVE @ Zephyr Theatre 7:30PM $10/Free for comics
“If This Doesn’t Work, I’m Moving Home” A Variety Hour @ Harlem Place Cafe 8PM FREE
Fix Up Show @ ACME Comedy Theatre 8PM $15
Welcome to Hollyweird (Charity Event) @ Hollywood Improv 8PM $15/2 item min.
Meltdown @ Meltdown Comics 8:30PM FREE
The Mostly Normal Show @ Hollywood Improv Lab 9PM $5
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Punk House 9PM $8
Beer in the Shower @ Whitehorse Cocktail Lounge Inn 9:30PM FREE
Denver Smith Presents @ Next Stage Theatre 11PM $5
5) OPEN MIC RUN
THE SPOT CAFE 4455 Overland Ave., Culver City, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 7PM
CAFE ON 2ND 7 S. 2nd St., Alhambra, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 7:30PM
CAFE MUSE 6547 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 8PM
LIBRARY A COFFEEHOUSE 3418 E. Broadway, Long Beach, CA/Sign-up 8PM/Starts 8:30PM
6) Recently: Man has 39 Wives, nearly 100 children. When I first read that, I hope that his 100 children just do impressions like a bad comic all the time until he goes clinically insane.
7) If you choose to dance while people are telling jokes instead of talking, you’re still heckling. In fact, you’re worst. Stop it.
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- Susan Burke
- Ed Salazar
- Cornell Reid
- and a short by Powerviolence
FREE!
Beer and Water for donation.
Open Mic after the show.
