A Drink With Dave
Tuesday, February 15th
Special Guest: Comedian Matt Braunger
Part 2 – “I’m Just Serious”
NSFW, but it shouldn’t be…
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Here’s the latest episode of Gentlemen Scumbags (@gentscum) with @kylekinane and @mike_burns_ . With a special call-in from Chicago’s Marty DeRosa and, as always, our producer, Patrick Melton (@pmelt).
Here’s the non-iTunes/iTunes link if you want it updated on your thing. Don’t search for the old link.
Dorksplosion is…
Painting Your Friends Fighting In Space
This illustration is for an upcoming issue of RE:Comedy magazine. Each issue I draw and profile a different comic. Sometimes I do realistic portraits, other times I do more cartoony stuff like this picture of my friend and fellow stand up, Susan Burke. She is a regular fixture on Funny Or Die especially with her sketch group, Birds of Prey, which also features Lizzy Cooperman and Emily Maya Mills. They’re funny. Word up.
All people involved with this, Andrew DeWitt, the artist, Susan Burke, the subject, Kristy Mangel, creator of Re:Comedy are awesome and hilarious. Please check out everything they do.
Morning Debriefing 2/16/11

1) Just a reminder: American: The Bill Hicks Story will debut in LA at the Laemmle Sunset 5 in Hollywood on April 15th. Please check back at the Comedy Bureau for more details on this as the date approaches.
2) Jim Jeffries on Lopez Tonight. THAT’S JIM JEFFRIES DOING A CLEAN SET on cable television and pulling it off. Well, just watched it and it’s pretty much clean until that last bit.
3) If nothing else, the name, Comedy is Dead, should be a huge selling point, especially when it takes place within a real cemetery and Neil Hamburger is on the line-up. Mar. 3rd. Hollywood Forever Cemetery 8PM $15. RSVP at comedyisdead@gmail.com
4) Whatever your opinion of Marty’s/The Open Mic, the open mic where you pay $5 to do multiple sets in front of nothing but comics 7 nights a week, 6 hours at a time, it was their one year anniversary yesterday. Considering that pure comedy open mics have been quite the high turnover rate lately, the Comedy Bureau extends a congratulations to Marty’s for making it a year.
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL-Forget about the “hump” in hump day.
Web Series Unplugged @ El Cid 7PM $8
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Hollywood Improv Lab 7:30PM FREE
Getaloada Comedy @ Foundation Room-House of Blues 8PM FREE
An Anti Valentine Comedy Show and AA Meeting @ Harlem Place Cafe 8PM FREE
Fix-Up Show w/J. Keith Van Straaten and Special Guest Henry Winkler @ ACME Comedy Theatre 8PM $15
Smartest Man in the World LIVE @ Comedy Central Stages 6539 Santa Monica Blvd., Los Angeles, CA 8PM FREE Call (323) 960-5519
Meltdown @ Meltdown Comics 8:30PM $8
The Ed Galvez Punk House @ Westside Comedy Theatre 9PM $8
Beer in the Shower @ Whitehorse Cocktail Lounge Inn 9:30PM FREE
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Laugh Factory 10PM $20/$30 VIP/2 item min.
Anna Lee Lawson Comedy Hour @ Next Stage Theatre 11PM $5
6) OPEN MIC RUN
THE SPOT CAFE 4455 Overland Ave., Culver City, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 7PM
CAFE ON 2ND 7 S. 2nd St., Alhambra, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 7:30PM
CAFE MUSE 6547 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 8PM
LIBRARY A COFFEEHOUSE 3418 E. Broadway, Long Beach, CA/Sign-up 8PM/Starts 8:30PM
7) Recently: We’re in the thick of awards season. To show you how much I care, I’m posting this clip of Jerrod Carmichael doing absolutely no material on awards, but is hilarious.
8) Stickers saying, “The Comedy Bureau Approves” or something along those lines, thoughts? OK, I get it. I’ll stop.
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COMEDY IS DEAD
LINE UP: Thursday, March 3rd, 2011 – 9:00 PM
Jeff Garlin – Curb Your Enthusiasm
Neil Hamburger – Americas Number One Funny Man
Natasha Legerro – Chelsea Lately
Nick Thune – The Tonight Show
Duncan Trussell – Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time
JP Incorporated – Comedy Central
K Straus – Zip Zap Yo Yo CompanyPlus a super special guest!
Doors 8:00 PM – Show starts at 9:00 PM sharp
The Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever6000 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA
Admission is $15, OR YOU CAN WIN TICKETS HERE!I have tickets to give away, so somehow message me and you could win!!!
For more information visit
www.comedyisdead.info
Glad That “This Is Not Happening” Is Indeed Happening

There has always been a “universal” quality about storytelling, especially the kind that is live, done in person. Any story has the potential to be captivating through unflinching honesty and keen craftsmanship even if its told behind a high school cafeteria.
The stand-up/storytelling series “This Is Not Happening” magnifies how amazingly hilarious stories can be when already tried-and-true comedians shed the veil of their act and spin quite the yarn in front of a packed house at the Hollywood Improv Main Room.
Whether it be Eddie Pepitone yelling about working for a legally blind man, Kyle Kinane working for a charming racist, or even Tig Notaro calling herself out on an intentionally drawn-out, bland story, each one of the comedians, who are already hilarious just telling jokes (i.e. former Simpsons writer Dana Gould), maintained a sense of being around a campfire telling stories as if we were all friends except there was around 200 of us, which made every twist and turn even bigger and subsequently more gratifying.
Many comics fear delving into storytelling as the long bouts of silence that can potentially come with doing so, but I would argue that many of those tense expectations that the audience has for someone to be funny and the performer has for the audience to laugh melt away as they’re just purely honest. Kevin Christy, with his hysterical story of how faithful he is to his wife, did this by being wonderfully unapologetic for how much of a “straight edge” he is and, as a result, left the audience laughing heartily between every turn.
Hosted efficiently and very enjoyably by Ari Shaffir and finely produced by Eric Abrams, This Is Not Happening takes the model of a storytelling show and betters it with a very sizable crowd and a theme, tying every comedian’s stories nice and neat into a package manifested in the image, on this particular show, (on the flyer above designed by aforementioned comic Kevin Christy) of a pile of feces in a hard hat. The delightful theme to inspire such an image was: Take This Job and Shove It. Feces in a hard hat is sort of revolting as an idea, but one that really is universal to the human experience, at least since construction jobs were developed, and hilarious in story form with dozens of people listening, making This Is Not Happening something that I’m quite glad “actually happens” and I have the privilege to see.
This is Not Happening frequently takes places at the Hollywood Improv. Check back at the Comedy Bureau for details on the next one.
Drinking Buddies is live tonight @ 10 PM on Kbeach GlobalRadio www.kbeach.org. Todd Glass calls and Abbey Londer in studio
HEYRONBLOG.COM: I said the words “totes avails” yesterday.
HEYRONBLOG.COM: I said the words “totes avails” yesterday.
It’s an abbreviation for “totally available.” A friend asked what I was doing this weekend and I said, “Oh man I’m totes avails…” So now I have to kill myself. I feel like the out-of-touch principal trying to fit in with kid slang.
“I know you kids think those marijuana cigarettes are totally…
Garfunkel and Oates Music Video of the Day: “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche”
Daniel Stessen directs Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci in the official video for the laughly ladies’ timeless ode to douchebags.
Sarah Silverman, Alia Shawkat, Har Mar Superstar, and Diora Baird make an appearance.
(sNSFW, explicit lyrics.)
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HELP ME NAME MY BABY! xoxo
Towards the end of March, my wife Martha will give birth to our first child. We are naturally very excited and doing all kinds of preparing to be as ready as possible. Unlike a lot of people these days, we’ve declined to find out the sex of the baby. We’d like to be surprised and we’ll love it either way. I mean, what are we going to do, stencil shotguns on the bedroom wall if it’s a boy or pre-register it for beauty pageants if it’s a girl?
Morning Debriefing 2/17/11

1) RT @comedymeltdown Top secret meeting&dealings regarding the renewal of @meltdowncomics gallery space and the future of @comedymeltdown Stay tuned&thank you!
2) So… Eddie Pepitone is having an live action single panel comic strip updated DAILY Mon. through Fri. So… you should probably watch it.
3) Reggie Watts on Conan. You can witness what’s its like to see him live, which is really the only way to do it, at the SUPER SERIOUS SHOW (details below in the Comedy Crawl)
4) The First Annual Comedy Awards have another category, Viral Video, that is up for a vote. You actually have a say in this, so maybe something that is deserving might win. That’s all up to you folks….
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL-Damn straight…
Just for Laughs Showcase @ Comedy Store Belly Room 8433 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA 7:30PM
The Super Serious Show @ Smashbox Studios 8PM $15
Adam Carolla Show w/Dr. Drew & Jeff Ross @ Jon Lovitz Comedy Club 8PM $15/2 drink min.
Everybody’s Talkin’ @ Center for the Arts, Eagle Rock 8PM $5 suggested donation
Comedy Speakeasy @ TSR Lounge 8PM FREE
Comedy 90210 @ Roxbury Cafe 8PM $5
The Josh & Josh Show @ Bar Lubitsch 8:30PM FREE
Mapping the Heavens @ UCB Theatre 9:30PM $5 (stand by only)
Just for Laughs Showcase @ The Laugh Factory 8001 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA 10PM $20/$30 VIP/2 item min.
Live at Carnegie Hall* @ Hollywood Hotel 10PM FREE
6) OPEN MIC RUN
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 7PM
THE SANDWICH SPOT 3101 Ocean Park Ave., Santa Monica, CA/Starts 7PM
CAFE ON 2ND 7 S. 2nd St., Alhambra, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 7:30PM/$3 cover/10 min. guaranteed
TKO SHOW @ 212 CAFE 212 Pier Ave., Santa Monica, CA/Starts 9PM
7) Recently: OK, so recently developed are the Jeopardy Playing Robot, which I’ve reasoned is a robot programmed just stupid enough to make a knowledge based competition fair, and an Anti-Laser. I feel that there is no need for a comedy clip to comment on how hilariously wasteful this is.
8) Every time a comic on stage says, “Fuck you, that’s funny,” when they’re getting laughs, doesn’t deserve any laughs. (Yes, this happens… a lot.)
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HUFFPOST COMEDY: SXSW Comedy ’11 Lineup Released, Looks Incredible
HUFFPOST COMEDY: SXSW Comedy ’11 Lineup Released, Looks Incredible
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South By Southwest, the Austin arts festival widely known for its Music, Film and Interactive events, has announced its 2011 Comedy lineup. Drawing both established stars and rising new talent in the world of comedy, this year’s…
Good to see LA Comedy represented well here…
Gentlemen Scumbags, Episode 8, with Kyle Kinane
Gentlemen Scumbags, Episode 8, with Kyle Kinane
It’s now available for your viewing or downloading pleasure. It’s a good one, kids.
THE MOSTLY NORMAL BIRTHDAY SHOW!
COME CELEBRATE NEXT WEDNESDAY 2/23 8:30PM @ THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV LAB
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
CHARLYNE YI
MELINDA HILL
JOSH ADAM MEYERS
SARAH SWEET
AND JERRY PAFFENDORF OF DETROITNEEDSROBOCOP.COMPLUS, A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY MY PARENTS!
DEADSCREEN (ERIC GRUBER) 3.0 IS IN FULL EFFECT
and yes, that’s me as an official Sesame Street Grouchkateer.
Montreal “JUST FOR LAUGHS” Showcase Callbacks!
Tonight, Thursday February 17th at 7:30pm
Host: Karl Hess
7:36 Asif Ali
7:42 Samuel J. Comroe
7:48 Nick Rutherford
7:54 Lauri Roggenkamp
8:00 Rob O’Reilly
8:06 Mal Hall
8:12 Mike Burns
8:18 Andrew DeWitt
8:24 Matt Ralston
8:30 Chris Fleming
8:36 Tony Baker
A Drink With Dave
Wednesday, February 16th
Special Guest: Comedian Matt Braunger
Part 3 – “I Headline. Shut Up”
A Drink With Dave
Thursday, February 17th
Special Guest: Comedian Matt Braunger
Part 4 – “On The Dark Side”
Yowie & Sklarboro this week
Hey puppies, been taking a break from internet communications this month, but here’s a couple of things happening Thursday night that I should tell you about!
Yowie chat (with me, Eddie Pepitone & more)
Thursday 2/17 (10 p.m. EST/ 7 p.m. PST)
http://www.yowie.com/show/25hSklarboro Country podcast (Jesse Ventura confronts the Sklar Brothers)
Friday 2/18 (new episode drops at midnight?)
http://www.earwolf.com/show/sklarbro-country
RT @aspecialthing: thinks Kyle Kinane – Bunnies should be nominated for #tca2011 Best Viral Original @comedyawards http://t.co/4yges9a
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In this episode of The Worst, Danielle Stewart, Mark Ellis, and I discuss botched suicide attempts, Harry Baals, and the woman who didn’t have a stroke, but for some reason it makes other people feel better to lie and say she did.
