Last Chance to Vote for the Scoomies!!!
That’s right folks, forget about the top of the comedy world giving itself a high five at the Comedy Awards, vote for the up n’ comers trying to cut in the LA comedy scene by Mon. Mar. 28th, specifically at the long standing Westwood Brew Co. Open Mic for the Scoomies. Send votes to Vance Sanders via Facebook message after the link.
Here’s the ballot:
1. Jewiest Non-Jew
2. Best Newcomer
3. Most Prolific
4. The Facebook Award
5. Best Anger
6. Too Much Information Award
7. Gleest
8. More Open Mics in a Week Than You Do in a Month
9. The Heavy Meta Award
10. Most Distinctive Laugh
11. Most Twitter in Set
12. Best Cornell Reid-Like Outfit
13. Best Husband
14. Best Wife
15. The Hair Award – Head or Facial
16. Most Likely to Replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men”
17. Most Gendered
18. Surprised to Find Yourself Sexually Attracted to Them
19. Warmest, Kindest, Lovingest Care Bear Award
20. Best Writer
21. Always Makes Me Laugh Guy ( Vote for 3)
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22. Always makes me laugh Lady( Vote for 3)
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23. Favorite Joke or Routine( Vote for 3)
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