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Morning Debriefing 7/22/11

July 22, 2011
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cheap, comedy & magic club, comedy news, comedy shows, eddie pepitone, free, fullerton, glendale, heart of darkness, hermosa beach, hollywood, hot house, irvine, joke contest, la times, los feliz, open mic, romantic comedy, rzo, silverlake, tv's frank, west la, what to do

1) You could win $10,000 for one punchline on FunnyForMoney.com [via Laughspin.com] 

2) The Comedy & Magic Club has been around for 33 years. Got to respect that, especially when they’re hardly mentioned in the same sentence with the Hollywood Improv, The Comedy Store, Hollywood Laugh Factory, and the Ice House.

3) Though Nate Bargatze didn’t get to perform last night on Conan (he will get to very soon and we’ll remind you), you can catch Jarrod Harris, another amazing member of the former Southern Comedy Quartet Tour comprised of Rory Scovel, Sean Patton, Nate, and Jarrod on Lopez Tonight next week on Thurs. July 28th TBS MIDNIGHT.  

4) Ever get a sticker from comedian Greg Barris? Learn it’s real origin.

Fuck You, I'm Batman

5) The LAist on the coolest show that you can’t go to (because it’s invite only) at Hot House, a concept that would only work in LA or NY.  We’d also like to add that one Marie Colette does a damn fine job putting the show together every month.

6) If you wondered what happened exactly at Holy Fuck this past Tuesday, here’s their words. If you don’t know what Holy Fuck is, go to the Downtown Independent Theater at 251 S. Main St., Los Angeles, CA on a Tuesday that’s preferably very soon at 9PM.

7) Lost faith in romantic comedies? Here’s a list we made on Laughspin that might help with that.

8) Puddin’-“Goat” w/guest Laura Silverman (Possibly one of our favorite Puddin’ episodes thus far)

9) ON THE HORIZON
The 4 Year Anniversary of Cartoon Dump @ Steve Allen Theater Mon. July 25th $10 
Canada’s Science Bear Presents: Sketch the Movie @ Nerdist Theater Mon. Aug. 15th 8PM $10 

10) COMEDY CRAWL
Bill Burr @ Irvine Improv 8PM/10PM $25/2 item min.
Trevor Moore’s Whatever Show @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10
Re-Animator: The Musical @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $30
The 12 Shiny Nickels Show @ Hollywood Improv Lab 8:30PM $10 
Comedy Car Hole @ Comedy Car Hole 9PM FREE 
Stood Up Friday Night: Happily Ever After @ Moving Arts Theater 10PM $5
The Also-Ran Comedy Hour @ Hollywood Improv Lab 10:30PM $5

11) OPEN MIC RUN
SET LIST @ FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia, Burbank, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 5:30PM/given “set list” of topics to do jokes off of/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts 6PM/$4 min./first come, first served
iCANDY 1708 E. Broadway, Long Beach, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/first come, first served/$3 min./mixed mic/booked show in middle around 8PM
SILVERLAKE LOUNGE 2906 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA (Silverlake)/Sign-up (lottery) 6:30PM/Starts 7PM/4 min./no purchase necessary
SUNSET GRILL 7439 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/one item min.
MAX BLOOM’S 200 N. Malden Ave., Fullerton, CA/Starts 7PM/booked show after/no purchase necessary
GLENDALE DAYS INN 450 N. Pioneer Dr., Glendale, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 8PM/No foul language/No purchase necessary/first come, first served   
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (walk up Martel, past Big Mama’s and Papa’s)/5PM to 11PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/first come, first served/coffee and bottled water available   
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts MIDNIGHT 

12) As the Sklar Brothers said last night, we need to make “Proopsian” a word.

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July 23, 2011
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkQdpN3JIUY

ronbabcock:

Dear Internet,

I am a finalist to be on a DIY reality show about not-so-handy handymen called SCREW’D, sponsored by Craftsman. LIke all things these days, there is a voting component. To vote, all you have to do is watch the video above and click the THUMBS UP when it appears. You can vote once per day. 

Now I know I already posted about this, but I am leaving tomorrow morning to volunteer at a YMCA camp and will be away from my beloved internet for an entire week. The voting also ends on July 27. This puts me at a bit of disadvantage since I won’t be around to annoy you with multiple posts, tweets, etc…

So I propose the following…  instead of me posting and annoying the hell out of everybody, why don’t we agree to watch the above video right now and click THUMBS UP if you feel so inclined. And maybe do that again in a few days or whatever.

I really love DIY stuff so the idea of being on a show that teaches me how to become a professional builder is really exciting to me. My dream is to one day build my own house, so anything that puts me closer to that dream is very much appreciated. If I win, I’ll build you a bookcase or something. Or let you take a picture of me without my shirt on. I’m pretty hairy but some people may be into it.

Thanks in advance.

Love,
Ron 

We already posted this, but seriously, Internet, get Ron Babcock on a show.

(Source: http://www.youtube.com/)

~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: Mon 7/25 ~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~ Stellar Line Up!

July 23, 2011
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~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: Mon 7/25 ~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~ Stellar Line Up!

whatsuptigerlily:

At TigerLily we feel it is important to always keep your finger on the pulse especially in this ever growing LA comedy scene, That is why we bring ya the “On the Pulse ” showcase show! We have super great TL regulars and favorites you should be taking note of immediately! Plus super fella and…

An Interview with Scott Aukerman.

July 23, 2011
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the-humourdor:

Although you might not know it, Scott Aukerman is behind some of the funniest stuff you’ve been watching/listening to for the past 15 years. Starting out in a duo with B.J. Porter, the two were quickly recruited to write for the not-popular-enough Mr Show, for which they (along with the rest of the writing staff) were nominated for an Emmy. After a series of unproduced TV pilots, a sketch from one of which led to the hugely popular Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis, he also co-founded the radio show Comedy Death-Ray, which has attracted some of the biggest names in comedy, and has written for the overlooked Moral Orel. The guy’s got a finger in every comedy pie! Read about more pie-related things below.

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The Daily Flailure: Bulgarian Street Joke

July 23, 2011
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The Daily Flailure: Bulgarian Street Joke

flailure:

Many years ago, a Bulgarian filmmaker told me this joke:

A shepherd is tending to his sheeps. The sheeps are taking a sleep so the shepherd decides to take a sleep as well. When the shepherd wakes up, all the sheeps are gone. The shepherd runs across the valley looking for his sheeps. The…

July 23, 2011
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teamcoco:

Photos from Conan’s pop up art gallery for The Flaming C @ Comic-Con. Much of the art in the gallery originated right here on Tumblr. Check out more Flaming C fan art teamcoco.com/moca.

July 23, 2011
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comedynerdsunited:

At the end of each episode of “Louie,” you will see this logo for Louis CK’s TV production company.  It’s based on a joke in his act where his daughter angrily insists that the cookie “fig newton” is actually called a “pig newton.”

by LeeLeFever on Flickr.

Morning Debriefing 7/23/11

July 23, 2011
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1) Meta with your saturday morning breakfast much? Well, here’s Patton Oswalt’s tweeted twitpic of his essay on Twitter in GQ.

 

2) So who ever thought this Jen Kirkman…

Would be this Jen Kirkman…?

3) The Ultimate Free & Cheap LA Comedy List for 7/24-7/30 from Wisepix.com.

4) Blamblamblam! gets written up like a rock show in the LA Record.

5) Melissa Villasenor talks with the Comedy Groupie about getting passed at the Comedy Store.

6) Jesse Miller + wordplay + attempt at product integration + heavy metal festival = damn funny.

7) The kid friendly show Two Milk Minimum at Flappers Burbank hosted by one of the most hilarious acts of all ages, Michael Rayner, gets some love from the Examiner.

8) Patrick Keane is amazing. This picture is only the tip of the iceberg of his comedy, in which I’m sure he’s talking about how commenting on the A/C has distanced the audience from himself while simultaneously getting a laugh.

9) ON THE HORIZON
Paul F. Tompkins 1 Hour Comedy Central Special Taping @ Alex Theatre Fri. Oct. 7th 

10) COMEDY CRAWL
Bill Burr @ Irvine Improv 7PM/9PM $25/2 item min.
Happiest Hour @ Flappers YooHoo Room 7:30PM $10/2 item min.
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10
Handshucked @ Moving Arts Theater 8PM $5
Re-Animator: The Musical @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $30
Ed Helms & Friends @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre 9PM $25 Sold Out 
Don’t Stop or We’ll Die @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10
Warm N’ Fuzzy @ Hollywood Improv Lab 10:30PM $5
Dr. God w/Emo Phillips @ iO West 10:30PM $10
Cristela Alonzo @ Irvine Improv 11PM $10/2 item min. 
The BEATdown: Los Angeles @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5
The Tomorrow Show Technically 6th Year Anniversary @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8 

11) OPEN MIC RUN
SPOT CAFE 4455 Overland Ave., Culver City, CA/Starts 2PM/feedback given at end
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts 6PM/$4 min./first come, first served
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/5PM to 11PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/coffee & water provided
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min. 
SUNSET GRILL 7439 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/one item min. 

12) The line between being a sad clown and just being sad is drawn with a sharpened guillotine… meaning it’s very thin.

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July 24, 2011
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comedynerdsunited:

The scientific community supports comedy.

Morning Debriefing 7/24/11

July 24, 2011
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cheap, comedy central, comedy news, comedy shows, covina, echo park, free, futurama, hollywood, laughspin, los feliz, louis ck, new album, open mic, patton oswalt, sdcc, showtime special, ucb, west hollywood, what to do

1) Patton Oswalt’s Finest Hour is upon us… (specifically Sept. 20th).  We heard him getting ready for it a few months ago and it’s a pretty apt title.

2) As the Hollywood Improv Lab has taken on a new identity as a comedy venue a few months ago (read more about that here), they deserve a new poster and they finally got one by Sean Barrett.

3) OH, so THERE IS an app for that?  Futurama comes out with a “Head-in-a-Jar Creator”.

4) If you haven’t checked out the Opinion section of Laughspin.com, please do because we wrote a lot of it.

5) Don Rickles makes another appearance on TV tomorrow on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (12:35AM CBS).  The idea of Rickles trying to play the mouth organ should be more than enough to make you set your DVRs.

6) Oh yeah, the 1st episode of the 2nd Season of Louie is on Hulu.  We’re sure plenty of you watched it, but some people businesses can’t afford basic cable in their home office.

7) ON THE HORIZON
4 Year Anniversary of Cartoon Dump @ Steve Allen Theater Mon. July 25th (that’s tomorrow) 8PM $10
Patton Oswalt’s Finest Hour on Showtime Mon. Sept. 5th 10PM

8) COMEDY CRAWL
Bill Burr @ Irvine Improv 7:30PM $25/2 drink min.
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 7:30PM FREE
Re-Animator the Musical @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $30
French Toast @ Taix 8:30PM FREE
Neil Hamburger with Special Guests @ Satellite LA 8:30PM $8
Greg Proops @ Flappers Burbank 9PM $20/2 item min.
Top Story Weekly w/Robert Buscemi @ iO West 9PM $5
Powerviolence @ The Complex 9PM FREE
Respect the Danger of Knives Presents @ Chatterbox 9PM FREE 
The Writers’ Room w/Jimmy Pardo @ UCB Theatre 9:30PM $5 
Shitty Jobs @ UCB Theatre 11PM $5 (stand by only) 

9) OPEN MIC RUN
PALMS 8572 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood, CA/Starts 6PM/lottery
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts 6PM/$4 min./first come, first served
NERDIST THEATRE 7522 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (back room of Meltdown Comics)/Sign-up 7:15PM/Starts 7:30PM/lottery/30 spots available/no purchase necessary
TSUNAMEDY @ TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA (Echo Park)/Sign-up 8PM/Starts 9PM/first come, first served/mixed mic
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (walk up Martel past Big Mama’s and Papa’s)/5PM to 11PM/$5/multiple sets allowed/bottled water and coffee available  

10) Never apologize for your comedic opinion. Never.

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~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: TigerLily asks: What’s Up ? Profile series 1

July 25, 2011
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~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: TigerLily asks: What’s Up ? Profile series 1

whatsuptigerlily:

TigerLily is committed to bringing you the best and brightest in comedy from all over the country. To help us accomplish this goal we will continue to feature profiles/interviews on some of our favorite TigerLily performers. Get to know the people we feel have their finger on the pulse of comedy,…

July 25, 2011
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July 25, 2011
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leitepreto:

josh  fadem with the straight dope on horseplay.

The Gentlemen’s Club: #106: Guest Starring Comic Paul Gilmartin

July 25, 2011
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The Gentlemen’s Club: #106: Guest Starring Comic Paul Gilmartin

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Gentlemen,

We last talked to a pee-wee comedian, a porn up-and-comer, an actor, a dominatrix, a 40 Year Old Boy, a fun comic, XXX pornstar, and one of the last comics standing.

Paul Gilmartin [Twitter] is a stand-up, a host, and an amateur hockey sensation.

…

July 25, 2011
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jccoccoliispretty:

BEATdown: Los Angeles @ The UCB Theater. Man, oh man, do I rarely walk out of a show going “that was the most fun I have ever had.” But, my dear followers, companions and dogwalkers, that is just what happened this past Saturday night. Eliza Skinner runs one hell off a show that puts rap and comedy center stage. She’s been doing it for years out of NY and it has recently been the slam jam out here in LA. If ever you want a dose of comedy in a different form that comes from the gut using your dope beats, then get your ass to the BEATdown monthly. Or else, sucka.

Sick photos by Megan Baker    Many thanks.

No doubt. The BEATdown is the shit.

Morning Debriefing 7/25/11

July 25, 2011
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cheap, comedy central, comedy news, comedy shows, conan, craig ferguson, domino's, don rickles, echo park, free, futurama, hermosa beach, hollywood, horror comedy, indie horror, jon benjamin has a van, last comic standing, los angeles, los feliz, matt kirshen, matt mccarthy, megaphone, new pizza, open mic, pete holmes, santa monica, what to do

1) What, no monsters?  How is this a horror movie?  Oh wait, that’s hilarious.  Please watch the Red Band trailer for Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

More Tucker & Dale vs. Evil Videos

2) Futurama doesn’t have to be raised from the dead for at least 2 more seasons.

3) Tonight in late night TV comedy appearances: Jon Benjamin (yes, the one from Jon Benjamin Has a Van) is on Conan (TBS 11PM) and Don Rickles will hopefully tell a better story on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (CBS 12:35AM) than he did on Leno.

4) Matt Kirshen on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

5) You almost have to forgive Pete Holmes as a doctor if you’re diagnosis is given like this…

6) Check out Rob O’Reilly and Barry Rothbart give Superman Brandon Routh his other kryptonite: annoying Domino’s surprise delivery people begging to try Domino’s new pizza.

The Last Pizza Commercial from Brandon Routh

7) So there’s is going to be an open mic this Friday under a floodlight in a park… Also, they’re going to use a megaphone instead of a mic, which is why it’s an “open meg”.

8) ON THE HORIZON
The 5 Year Anniversary of Ed Galvez’s Punk House @ Westside Comedy Theater Wed. July 27th 9PM $5

9) COMEDY CRAWL
What’s Up Tiger Lily? @ Hollywood Studio Bar & Grill 8PM FREE
Harmontown @ Nerdist Theater 8PM $10
The 4 Year Anniversary of Cartoon Dump @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $10
Names Night @ The Comedy Store 8PM FREE/2 item min.
Brunch @ The Park Restaurant 9PM FREE 
Melgard Mondays @ Melgard Public House 9PM FREE
Keep It Clean @ 1739 Public House 10PM FREE
Crash Test @ UCB Theatre 11PM $5 

10) OPEN MIC RUN
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts 6PM/$4 min./first come, first served
CLUB 705 705 Pier Ave., Hermosa Beach, CA/Starts 7PM-ish/no purchase necessary/first come, first served
RED ROCK 8782 W. Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/first come, first served
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 8PM/no purchase necessary/first come, first served
JAKE’S 38 W. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena, CA/Starts 8PM/Sign-up is lottery/no purchase necessary
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (walk up Martel past Big Mama’s and Papa’s)/5PM to 11PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/bottled water and coffee provided  

11) Any comics planning to perform at a bar over the next several months that were rooting for the return of football just realize what exactly you were rooting for when people are shouting over your set during “the game”.

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July 25, 2011
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gregproops:

So may Proopcasts this month. Please axe me a question.

smartest@aspecialthing.com

The shit is on fire.

Love, Greg and his Proops

The Green Room Best of 2011

July 26, 2011
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The Green Room Best of 2011

greenroomshow:

Sean calls in from Omaha Nebraska to fill the group in on his adventures on the road and Logan holds down to the fort and plays some of the best Green Room clips from 2011. Included in best of is an interview with comedian Eddie Pepitone talking New York vs. Philly sports. Justin Ian Daniels helps break down the epic coach rant unleashed by the Texas baseball coach. Nick Rutherford is in studio talking about a hilariously dark Tim McGraw song. Sean also checks in with his teacher friend who is a bully. The Good Neighbor sketch group shoots a skit in South Central Los Angeles with hilarious results.

Tig Notaro Light Box for sale to benefit Shelter Partnership, Inc.

July 26, 2011
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Tig Notaro Light Box for sale to benefit Shelter Partnership, Inc.

comedylightbox:

A great deal for a great cause…

New Gentlemen Scumbags (with Jesse Popp)

July 26, 2011
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New Gentlemen Scumbags (with Jesse Popp)

INDIGLO Comedy: HOLY MOLY SUMMER LINE-UP!

July 26, 2011
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INDIGLO Comedy: HOLY MOLY SUMMER LINE-UP!

indiglocomedy:

It’s July, and we’ve got a crazy great line-up for INDIGLO Comedy this month! We have asked some of our favorite and most popular INDIGLO performers back for this show, along with some incredible acts who are gracing the INDIGLO stage for the first time. Cannot tell you how psyched we are about…

July 26, 2011
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epic:

This American Wife Episode 34 – The Thrilling Adventure Hour with Paul F Tompkins, Paget Brewster, Craig Cackowski, Hal Lublin, Marc Evan Jackson, Mark Gagliardi, Ben Acker, and Ben Blacker

“Thrilling Adventures” The Thrilling Adventure Hour takes over public radio! All Things Ill-Considered’s Robert Siegel (Eric Martin) and Melissa Block (Jen Goldberg) interview Frank and Sadie Doyle (Paul F Tompkins and Paget Brewster), Banjo Bindlestuff (Craig Cackowski) and his hobo mentor Gummy (Hal Lublin), and Robert’s childhood hero Sparks Nevada (Marc Evan Jackson) and his faithful tracker Croach (Mark Gagliardi).

Later, the cast and writer/producers (Ben Acker and Ben Blacker) tell their own stories of thrills and adventure (and the supernatural). Stay with us.

Donate

Created by Ned Hepburn and Eric Martin.

Hosted by Paul Jay.

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Download episode here.

Subscribe on itunes here.

July 26, 2011
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adrinkwithdave:

What do Greg Behrendt, Matt Braunger, and Drew Droege have in common? Aside from being ridiculously talented and really good looking?

They were all guests on A Drink With Dave and they’re all appearing at the upcoming California for Alabama Benefit!

The best part? Tickets are only ten bucks. A small price to pay for a good cause and an amazing evening. Don’t miss it!

On August 3, 2011, MBAR in Los Angeles will host California for Alabama Benefit – a benefit for the victims of the April 27, 2011 tornadoes that killed hundreds and left thousands homeless or with significant damage.

For more information on the event, contact Jennifer Blake. For tickets, visit www.brownpapertickets.com

California for Alabama Benefit
August 3, 2011
MBAR
1253 Vine Street
$10
DOORS 6:30, SHOW at 7:30pm
Call MBar to RSVP at 323-856-0036

Featuring: Greg Behrendt, Chris D’elia, Matt Braunger, Jamie Kaler, Drew Droege, Matt Knudsen, Sean Carrigan Musical Performers: Travis Howard, Bobby Joyner

Morning Debriefing 7/26/11

July 26, 2011
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cheap, comedy news, comedy shows, comedy store, conan, crazy stupid love, don rickles, downtown, free, hal rudnick, hollywood, jon benjamin has a van, long beach, los angeles, names night, open mic, peter atencio, santa monica, tbs, west hollywood, westwood, what to do

1) On Late Night TV last night-Jon Benjamin was on Conan and Don Rickles was on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson-part 1–part 2.

2) The Big Trouble in Little Tokyo Open at Señor Fish (which, if you haven’t guessed, was started by the Comedy Bureau and friends) is for all intents and purposes dead.  Full story to come later today.

3) Last night, the Comedy Store added a slew of new names of “regulars” to their walls. See if you recognize a few… [via the Comedy Groupie]


4) The hilarious Karen Kilgariff has come out with an album “Behind You” and it’s only $3.  Why you would any more convincing is beyond us.

Behind You Cover Art

5) Funny people that need their own podcast-from the Ploplist.

6) Why not make a “Twitter” movie? Also, why not go to some of the stars of Twitter (Rob Delaney, Jenny Johnson, and Julieanne Smolinski) for some ideas?

7) TONIGHT: On Late Night with Jimmy Fallon you can catch both Steve Carell and Marc Maron.  We might actually contemplate staying in to watch this.

8) Doing promos as a comedian doesn’t have to suck?  Look at Reggie Watts plug Nando’s… [via Laughspin.com] Also, check out at interview with Watts by MTV.

9) Kurt Braunohler’s World Wild of Animals: Wolves. Don’t question, just watch, and most importantly, don’t go to Wikipedia.

Kurt Braunohler’s World Wild of Animals: Wolves – watch more funny videos

10) Fuck Hotel California. It’s all about the Pet Hotel [via The Midnight Show]

Pet Hotel! – watch more funny videos

11) Do These Glasses Make Me Look Stupid? Answers by Paul Danke for Earwolf.

12) OK, Steve Carell’s head does need to be the biggest in posters, but he should always have to have an argument to get it that way…

Steve Carell’s Movie Poster Contract from Steve Carell

13) Again, Pete Holmes proves that bedside manor for doctors is overrated… as long as you’re not the patient.

14) COMEDY CRAWL
Performance Anxiety @ Pleasure Chest 8PM $7
Andrés Du Bouchet Center for Performing Arts @ Bootleg Theater 8PM $8
Persona! @ Hollywood Improv Lab 8PM $5
Therapy! @ Blu Monkey Lounge 8PM FREE
La Vida Joqua @ Mas Malo Downtown 8PM FREE
Comedy Bang Bang @ UCB Theatre 8:30PM $5 (stand by only)
Holy Fuck @ Downtown Independent Theater 9PM FREE
Nick Kroll & Friends @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre 9PM $25

15) OPEN MIC RUN
LIBRARY A COFFEE HOUSE 3418 E. Broadway, Long Beach, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
WESTWOOD BREW CO 1097 Glendon Ave., Westwood, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/lottery/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts 8PM/first come, first served/$4 min.
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St., Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd St. Promenade and 4th St.)/Sign-up 9:45PM/Starts 10PM/lottery/$1 cover
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (walk up Martel past Big Mama’s and Papa’s)/5PM to 11PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/bottled water and coffee provided 
BLU MONKEY LOUNGE 5521 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 11PM after booked show/1 drink min./first come, first served 

16) At least, I don’t have to drag a stage across a parking lot today only to find a disgusting couple is making out right where I’m going to put the stage.  That’s nice.

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People in 2011 Still Don’t Understand What An Open Mic Is

July 26, 2011
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“So we decided that we’re not going to have a comedy night anymore.”

That is what the management of Señor Fish told Russell Corona and me, Jake Kroeger, yesterday when we asked if we’re going to be allowed to run the Big Trouble in Little Tokyo Open Mic today. No matter how many times we posted and how many times it was even written on their dirty sandwich board that it was an open mic, Señor Fish failed to grasp the idea of open mic, especially one that focuses on comedy.

Open mics in general, no matter what art form is being performed, are supposed to be safe environments where one has the freedom to fail.  When it comes to being a comedian, an open mic is invaluable for not only hearing what you thought was such a genius comic book hero joke and finding it’s clunky as hell all the way to just getting comfortable talking to a room full of strangers a few minutes at a time.  With that in mind, both Russell Corona and myself asked about language and content restrictions for our show.  Though we were told we weren’t restricted in such regard, we were never told or hinted to the idea that Señor Fish was a “family friendly” restaurant.  Perhaps “family friendly” etched somewhere on a lone brick that was painted over in the gauche blue they have been using as of late.

If we had knew that, we would have gone elsewhere because open mics, in the truest sense, are not family friendly.  The idea that Señor Fish, which is a Mexican Seafood Bar & Grill hardly ever had a family friendly vibe, especially with the numerous DJ showcases, the stocking of more high end tequila, is quite shocking to both Russell and me.  The bigger point to be made is that the open mic took place in the back room of the bar section of Señor Fish (which has a separate address from the actual restaurant).  We were in a bar where they serve alcohol at great happy hour prices. That’s not “family friendly” no matter how you spin it.

We had been running the Big Trouble in Little Tokyo Open Mic successfully every single week at the same exact time with a consistent flow of comics coming through that bought beer and food without a minimum being imposed on them.  Yet, last week, after including an awesome sketch with hilarious and immensely talented Davey Johnson in which he bumped into a few chairs, mimed auto-erotic asphyxiation with his shirt and pants off, management found the reason that they were perhaps looking for to never have comedy again at their “family friendly” establishment.  Before I continue, though Señor Fish didn’t like Davey’s bit, everyone else that was witness to it did; some saying it was one of the most hilarious things they had ever seen.  I, as co-producer of the show, don’t regret for an instant having Davey Johnson do what Davey Johnson does and I urge each and everyone of you to catch him every Saturday at the Tomorrow Show as part of the Doorknockers with Randy Liedtke.

Though Davey did knock over some chairs and mime a sex act without most of his clothes, there have been way worst things that have been performed on that stage.  Horribly sexist, racist, threatening, and, most importantly, terribly unfunny garbage has been spat out at our open mic because, once again, it’s an open mic.  The good, the amazing, the bad, the insecure, the assholes, the comics who have no idea what they’re doing up there, pretty girls singing songs that sound like very Starbucks PA system ever, the guitar comic, the erotic magician, rappers just starting out, and more were all taken in like they’re supposed to at an open mic.

So, there will be no more live comedy at the Señor Fish located at the southwest corner of 1st St. and Alameda in the Little Tokyo neighborhood of Downtown LA.  Though it is sad as we had a great time running it and giving artists a space to work on their art (even to the point where we mentioned briefly in the LA Times), Señor Fish’s decision is more than fine by us as we were never paid beyond some beer and food that wasn’t fish for our efforts to actually drag a stage from across a parking lot, flip rooms full of furniture, just try to ignore the fact their on-call handyman is painting the room during our show without any notice ahead of time, and more bullshit that we just had to put up with in addition to the running one of the more popular open mics on the LA comedy circuit.

Undoubtedly, this will be hardly the last live comedy mic/show we will ever run and the Comedy Bureau will keep you updated on where the next one will be, but thank you to all who came and performed, especially the booked “special guests” that could have dropped in at a club for a better spot, watched, supported, or even thought about coming down to check it out and could never make it.  Our efforts were validated because of all of you and, one more time, we thank you.

And yes, this “tagged” flyer above is my lame attempt at being Banksy (even made lamer by the fact that I made the original flyer).

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