THE MOSTLY NORMAL BIRTHDAY SHOW!
COME CELEBRATE NEXT WEDNESDAY 2/23 8:30PM @ THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV LAB
WITH SPECIAL GUESTS
CHARLYNE YI
MELINDA HILL
JOSH ADAM MEYERS
SARAH SWEET
AND JERRY PAFFENDORF OF DETROITNEEDSROBOCOP.COMPLUS, A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY MY PARENTS!
DEADSCREEN (ERIC GRUBER) 3.0 IS IN FULL EFFECT
and yes, that’s me as an official Sesame Street Grouchkateer.
Montreal “JUST FOR LAUGHS” Showcase Callbacks!
Tonight, Thursday February 17th at 7:30pm
Host: Karl Hess
7:36 Asif Ali
7:42 Samuel J. Comroe
7:48 Nick Rutherford
7:54 Lauri Roggenkamp
8:00 Rob O’Reilly
8:06 Mal Hall
8:12 Mike Burns
8:18 Andrew DeWitt
8:24 Matt Ralston
8:30 Chris Fleming
8:36 Tony Baker
A Drink With Dave
Wednesday, February 16th
Special Guest: Comedian Matt Braunger
Part 3 – “I Headline. Shut Up”
A Drink With Dave
Thursday, February 17th
Special Guest: Comedian Matt Braunger
Part 4 – “On The Dark Side”
Yowie & Sklarboro this week
Hey puppies, been taking a break from internet communications this month, but here’s a couple of things happening Thursday night that I should tell you about!
Yowie chat (with me, Eddie Pepitone & more)
Thursday 2/17 (10 p.m. EST/ 7 p.m. PST)
http://www.yowie.com/show/25hSklarboro Country podcast (Jesse Ventura confronts the Sklar Brothers)
Friday 2/18 (new episode drops at midnight?)
http://www.earwolf.com/show/sklarbro-country
RT @aspecialthing: thinks Kyle Kinane – Bunnies should be nominated for #tca2011 Best Viral Original @comedyawards http://t.co/4yges9a
http://www.ustream.tv/flash/viewer.swf
In this episode of The Worst, Danielle Stewart, Mark Ellis, and I discuss botched suicide attempts, Harry Baals, and the woman who didn’t have a stroke, but for some reason it makes other people feel better to lie and say she did.
Remain Champagne: “THE SERVER HAS UNDERSTOOD THE REQUEST, BUT IS REFUSING TO FULFILL IT.”
Remain Champagne: “THE SERVER HAS UNDERSTOOD THE REQUEST, BUT IS REFUSING TO FULFILL IT.”
I asked my computer to do something this morning, as I’m sure you did. And this is how it answered me:
“The Server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it.”
That’s from my computer. Not from my maintenance man. Not from my landlord. Not from my agent (although there…
Morning Debriefing 2/18/11

1) Comedy Extravaganzas to Watch for: Jeff Ross’ Roast in Peace @ The Comedy Store Fri. Feb. 25th and The Paul F. Tompkins Show 9th Anniversary Celebration @ Largo Sat. Mar. 19th. I can’t really afford any of this, but if you can, you’d really should tear up your money for missing it.
2) The Ultimate Free & Cheap LA Comedy List 2/20-2/26. Thanks Wisepix.
3) Due to the circumstances beyond their control, the very popular comedy and variety show Trick @ Bordello Bar has been cancelled for the month of February. More details on the next show soon. Also, note to new management, people would have come to the show in herds.
4) Open Call for the March Comedy Madness is taking place today at the Comedy Store Original Room from 3PM to 7PM. They’re asking for 2 minutes of funny and apparently no entry fee, so what’s the harm in hitting another spot tonight. Here are more details.
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL-Takin’ it easy… sort of…
The Jen Kirkman Talk Show @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10 (stand by only)
Robot Seizure @ The Hollywood Improv Lab 8:30PM $5
Stood Up Friday Night: Musical Comedy @ Moving Arts Theatre 10PM $5
Stand Up Spotlight: Dave Foley @ UCB Theatre 11PM $5 (stand by only)
6) OPEN MIC RUN
SET LIST @ FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia, Burbank, CA/Sign-up 5PM
iCANDY 1708 E. Broadway, Long Beach, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/$3 min.
SILVERLAKE LOUNGE 2906 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA (Silverlake)/Sign-up (lottery) 6:30PM/Starts 7PM
MAX BLOOM’S 200 N. Malden Ave., Fullerton, CA/Starts 7PM
GLENDALE DAYS INN 450 N. Pioneer Dr., Glendale, CA/Starts 8PM
TRINITY CHURCH 1015 California Ave., Santa Monica, CA/Starts 8PM
7) Recently: Justin Beiber made some very astonishing comments about rape, then was shot in an episode of CSI, and subsequently still makes his music. With all that in mind, I’d like to see him play Dwayne Wade one-on-one like comedian Matty Goldberg did. Over and over.
8) The Super Serious Show is why most people should equate stand up comedy to overweight balding men insulting front row audience members with bigoted commentary and subsequently why you should believe in live comedy.
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A Drink With Dave
Friday, February 18th
Special Guest: Comedian Matt Braunger
Part 5 of 5: “On The Dark Side”
Double Rainbow guy, comedian Paul Danke
Double Rainbow guy, comedian Paul Danke
Stand up comedian Paul Danke in studio. Townie Talk with Zach, the drunks of the Lehigh Valley. Wanda Sykes is totally gay for PSAs. Logan and Cornell go at it in a fierce haiku battle. Double Rainbow guy explains what he’s been up to including a commercial with Jennifer Aniston and his quest for a new rainbow.
http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf
Funny Or Die Presents: Episode 6 Sneak Peak
A sneak peak at this week’s episode of Funny Or Die Presents, including a new installment of Want to See a Dead Body? with Rob Huebel and Rachael Harris.
Catch the hilarity in its entirety tonight at midnight on HBO!
Morning Debriefing 2/19/11

1) The Rooftop College Comedy Competition on Mar. 22nd pits students from LMU and Chapman University to see who is the funniest. How is this not an open mic that you’d have to pay to see?
2) Sell-Outs: Just a heads up on some great shows that are SOLD OUT, though you might just show up and see if there are any tickets at the door because people in LA tend to be quite flaky.
Matt Mira and Thomas Lennon present ONESTAR @ UCB Theatre Sun. Feb. 20th 9:30PM
West Memphis Three Benefit Show w/Oswalt, Silverman, and Tompkins @ Largo Mon. Feb. 21st 8PM $40
An Evening with Bill Maher @ Ice House Mon. Feb. 21st 8PM $40
3) Thank Brandie Posey (@brandazzle) for braving the rain for watching Dave Coulier’s set at Flappers last night tweeting it under the #CoulierGenius hashtag.
5) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL-You better stay up tonight…
2 Milk Minimum @ Flappers Burbank 11:30AM $10/2 item min.
The Swarm @ UCB Theatre 7PM $5 (stand by only)
The Anytime Show w/Dominic Dierkes @ Smodcastle 8PM $8
Grand Theft Audio LIVE @ Meltdown Comics 8PM $8
Lettuce Entertain You w/Stand Up @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10 (stand by only)
Dole-White @ 1269 E. 6th St., Los Angeles, CA 10PM FREE
Magic Bag @ Smodcastle 10PM $8
The 12 Shiny Nickels Show @ Fake Gallery 11PM $5
The Tomorrow Show w/Ron Lynch Presents: Hook-Up @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8
6) OPEN MIC RUN
SPOT CAFE 4455 Overland Ave., Culver City, CA/Starts 2PM/people usually give feedback at end of set
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/one item min.
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATRE 1323-A 3rd St., Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-Up 6PM/Starts 6:30PM
SUNSET GRILL 7439 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/one item min.
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/5PM to 11PM/$5/multiple sets allowed
7) Recently: Radiohead’s new album came out to uproarious…. outrage especially via Twitter. Anyone think they will get to the point where fans will want to chase them with pitchforks like Patton Oswalt wants to kill George Lucas with a shovel?
8) A kid an open mic asked me where we can make money doing comedy in LA and I literally told him, a la Chinatown because it was raining and there were neon signs all around, “It’s LA. Forget about it.” Welcome to Jadedville. (also, I find it hilarious that I’m Jake and I’m the one saying it.)
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~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: Mon 2/21 ~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~ Line Up !!!
~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~: Mon 2/21 ~What’s Up, Tiger Lily?~ Line Up !!!
Last Week’s TigerLily was a super funtastic time! Greg & Dima rocked the house and helped make it one of the best Valentine’s ever! This week is going to be pretty stellar! So whatcha waiting for see ya Monday!
What’s Up, Tiger Lily?
Monday February 21st 2011 – 8:00P
Hosted by:
JON…
#FF on Saturday New LA Show
@andytwood @shawnpearlman @joshuaheller and me, @edaslazar , are starting a show in Los Feliz called The Comedy Palace @Comedy_Palace . The first line up is intense: @BrentWeinbach @wittels @mrseanpatton and everyone’s favorite @mariabamfoo
The BBQ Pork buns at The Palace are realy good by the way. The show is free and there are drink specials. I am excited to start doing shows at this venue and I hope to see some of you there. (Meaning I hope I don’t go blind before then.)



