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Simone Giertz, Queen of Sh*tty Robots, Makes a Portable Mattress That Allows You to Sleep Wherever Whenever

June 6, 2017
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Don’t be surprised if Simone Giertz ends up a MacArthur Genius Grant a few years down the road.

For our money, making a mattress that is not only portable, but allows you to sleep wherever you want, whenever you want all the time, and function somewhat as a snuggie might make her a dark horse candidate for such a thing.

OK, maybe you couldn’t nap in or near a volcano with this, but pretty much anywhere else is good.

See this creation, which actually, in our opinion, functions pretty well as opposed to the sh*tty robots of her past, in action here.

Simone Giertz Tries Making a Butt Wiping Machine

December 10, 2016
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Queen of Sh*tty Robots Simone Giertz continues her reign with her latest project: an automated machine that can wipe you clean after going #2. 

Don’t worry, no real people relieving themselves are used in developing this robot. It’s still pretty damn fun to imagine how much chaos would ensue if someone actually used Giertz’s creation.

Queen of Sh*tty Robots Simone Giertz Makes a “Pussy Grabs Back Machine”

November 14, 2016
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Simone Giertz processed her grief at the U.S. election results in one of the best ways she knows how: making sh*tty robots. 

Being inspired by Trump’s “Pussygate Tapes”, she created a robot that would have the pussy, so to speak, grab back. It’s clever, inspirational, and also, as it turns out, functional.

Watch it and get a brief bit of solace here.

Simone Giertz’s Latest Sh*tty Robot Is Supposed to Be One of Jenna Marbles’ Dogs

September 6, 2016
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Simone Giertz made a robot dog modeled after Internet star Jenna Marbles in honor of a shout out that SImone got from Marbles. 

Well, she tried to make a robot dog and this is what she came up with.

Simone Giertz, Queen of Sh*tty Robots, Shows Off Her Sh*tty Robots to Stephen Colbert

September 4, 2016
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Sweden’s Simone Giertz has made a career out of making robots that are seemingly designed to do a singular function, but are really made to only kind of do that one function in the quest to bring joy to all. 

Giertz has a very popular YouTube channel where you can see a drone try to cut hair, a robot that can argue with the Internet, and more.

This week, she got to show off her wares to Stephen Colbert and The Late Show and it was a whole bunch of fun.

You’ll also be surprised to know that CBS censors curse words in foreign languages.

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