Queen of Sh*tty Robots Simone Giertz continues her reign with her latest project: an automated machine that can wipe you clean after going #2.
Don’t worry, no real people relieving themselves are used in developing this robot. It’s still pretty damn fun to imagine how much chaos would ensue if someone actually used Giertz’s creation.
For Some Reason, Scientists Are Still Trying to Build a Robot That Can Do Stand Up
Apparently, robots that perform micro surgery, manufacturing, and offer challenges to chess grandmasters have been perfected since robotics developers have kept on trying to come up with a reliable stand up comedian robot.
Little do they know that broken animatronic robots (a closer approximation to the human condition, perhaps?) are way funnier that a robot programmed to tell jokes.