The one and only Doug Stanhope has teamed up with indie game developers This Is Pop to make an app for those of us that want to engage in that thing known as “fitness” but aren’t really on board with many of the current and popular methods of doing so. 

Cue unFIT, which tracks underachievements. Rather than how many steps you took in a day, it has the option to track lifting your controller, game console or TV, standing in a long line, etc. 

Here’s Stanhope himself showing off the unFIT lifstyle.

If you’re done getting angry at your Fitbit, you can download unFit now for $4.99 from Apple’s App Store.