OPEN MIC RUN
HAPPY HOUR STORY EXPERIMENT @ HOLLYWOOD STUDIO BAR & GRILL6122 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6:30PM/Storytelling only/One item min.
CLUB 705 705 Pier Ave., Hermosa Beach, CA/Starts 7PM-ish/no purchase necessary/first come, first served
RED ROCK 8782 W. Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/1 item min./multiple sets allowed/first come, first served
ANCHOR BAR 2675 Irvine Ave., Costa Mesa, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 7:30PM/5 min.
PALACE RESTAURANT 2112 Hillhurst Ave., Los Angeles, CA (Los Feliz)/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/lottery/No purchase necessary
TRIBAL CAFE BEVERLY 3253 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up7:30PM/Starts 8PM/no purchase necessary/first come, first served
RAINBOW BAR & GRILL 9015 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Sign-up before 8PM/Starts 8:30PM/$2 cover/mixed mic
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 8PM/no purchase necessary/first come, first served
OFFICE BAR & GRILL 3516 W. Victory Blvd., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 9PM/Starts 9:30PM/First come, first served/5-7 min./No purchase necessary
GROUND ZERO USC 615 Childs Way, Los Angeles, CA (USC Campus nestled between 3 dorms approx. 1 block N. of intersection of Figueroa and Exposition)/USC student sign-up 9PM/Non-USC student sign-up 9:15PM/If not USC student, may possibly not get up/First come, first served/7 min./No purchase necessary
JAKE’S 38 W. Colorado Blvd., Pasadena, CA/Sign-up 9:30PM/Starts 10PM/Lottery/4 min./No purchase necessary
Tig Notaro on Conan and Parks and Recreation is Back
Tig Notaro is back on Conan, this time chatting about the last few months of her life. TBS 11PM
Parks and Recreation’s Season Premiere is tonight and they’re in Washington DC. NBC 9:30PM
Translation: watch all of this when and however you can.
Support One of LA’s Grassroots Comedy Venues: The Little Modern
Over the last year, the Little Modern Theater has been home to some fun, homegrown LA comedy as great space to perform and watch. Now, it needs your help ($35K over the next month) to make it even more of a great space to make shows free for both performers and audience members.
Also, this video for their donation campaign with David Janove, the man running the Little Modern, is adorable. (note: probably the first time we’ve used adorable on this website)
LA Comedy Rundown 9/21/12

ON THE HORIZON
Garfunkel & Oates 4th Anniversary @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre Thurs. Oct. 18th 8:30PM $25
Lewis Black @ Long Beach Convention Center Sat. Dec. 1st 8PM $40-$60
COMEDY CRAWL
Louis CK @ Hollywood Improv 7:30PM $20/2 item min.
Peachy Keen @ Bar Lubitsch 8PM FREE
Comedy Mutant w/Brian Posehn @ Club Nokia 8PM $15-$28
Anthony Jeselnik @ Brea Improv 8PM/10PM $20/2 item min.
Jimmy Dore @ Flappers Burbank 8PM/10PM $20/2 item min.
The Swarm @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10
Impro(vs)tand Up @ Nerdist Theater 8PM $10
Louis CK @ The Comedy Store 9:30PM/11:30PM $20/2 drink min.
RIOT LA COMEDY FESTIVAL
improv4humans @ The Smell 8PM $10
Maria Bamford @ Downtown Independent Theater 8PM $20 (individual tickets sold out)
The Moth @ Five Stars Bar 8PM $12 (individual tickets sold out)
Best of Riot LA @ Downtown Independent Theater 10:15PM $15
Best of Riot LA @ The Smell 10:15PM $15
Kabin NYC/Comedy as a Second Language @ Five Stars Bar 10:15PM $5
The Channel 101 Experience @ Downtown Independent Theater MIDNIGHT $5
OPEN MIC RUN
SET LIST @ FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia, Burbank, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 5:30PM/given “set list” of topics to do jokes off of/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
HOLLYWOOD IMPROV 8162 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5:30PM-5:40PM/Starts 6PM/lottery/20 spots only/3 min./No purchase necessary
ROCKPAPER COFFEE CO 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/5 min./One item min.
LITTLE MODERN 6476 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Sign-up 6:15PM/Starts 6:30PM/lottery/10 spots only/5 min./No purchase necessary
SILVERLAKE LOUNGE 2906 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA (Silverlake)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/4 min./no purchase necessary
MAX BLOOM’S 200 N. Malden Ave., Fullerton, CA/Starts 7PM/booked show after/no purchase necessary
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/5 min./first come, first served/one drink min.
SABOR Y CULTURA 5625 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 8PM/Sign-up is a lottery/5 min. with 3 min. work-in’s/No purchase necessary
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 10PM/Starts MIDNIGHT/lottery
Tig Notaro Has Indeed Made Cancer Funny
Tig Notaro did panel interview last night on Conan and they went right into all the tragedy that has come her way in an incredibly short amount of time including the stage 2 breast cancer she was diagnosed with (thankfully, she is doing well now). Still, Tig made the situation hilarious as she and very few people only can.
Luckily, the famed set at Largo where she revealed had cancer right at top will be released through LouisCK.net as Tig Notaro Live (the verb not the adjective).
Yanks Get to See What the Fuss Over Ricky Gervais’ Derek Is All About
Yanks Get to See What the Fuss Over Ricky Gervais’ Derek Is All About
Americans will get more than a taste of the new controversial project from Ricky Gervais, Derek, which many have attacked for its portrayal of the mentally challenged as it just got picked up by Netflix. It’ll be interesting to see if Gervais’ inclusion of a mentally handicapped person in a comedy causes more of an uproar than his roast style jokes at the Golden Globes.
Key and Peele’s Take on College Football Player Names
When college football players are announced right before the game on TV, their names can get a little ridiculous just like this Key & Peele sketch. Though, the sketch just gets absolutely ridiculous. Key & Peele returns next week Sept. 26th 10:30PM.
Win a 3 Min. Stand-Up Spot on Conan Through Ricky Gervais
In conjunction of promotion of a new app, Just Sayin’, from Ricky Gervais, you could win a 3 min. stand-up set on Conan.
LA Comedy Rundown 9/22/12

ON THE HORIZON
Set List Tapings @ Vanguard Hollywood Sept. 25th, 27th, 29th 7:30PM/9:30PM FREE w/RSVP
Dave Anthony @ Hollywood Improv Fri. Sept. 28th 8PM $18/2 item min.
COMEDY CRAWL
Lizz Winstead: Chapter & Verse at Big Orange Book Festival @ Chapman University 3PM FREE
Anthony Jeselnik @ Brea Improv 7PM/9PM $20/2 item min.
It Happened One Night @ New Beverly Cinema 7:30PM $8
Jimmy Dore @ Flappers Burbank 8PM/10PM $20/2 item min.
Podcrash with Chris Gore & Special Guest Tony Clifton @ iO West 8PM $10
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10 (stand by only)
The Joe Starr Show @ Little Modern 9:30PM FREE
Ben Schwartz Presents Snowpants @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10 (stand by only)
The Tomorrow Show w/Ron Lynch Presents A Festival of Men @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8
An Hour with Rory Scovel @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5
RIOT LA COMEDY FESTIVAL
ADHD Presents Axe Cop Panel @ Downtown Independent Theater 2PM $10
Jordan Jesse Go & Throwing Shade @ Five Star Bar 2PM $10
Gelmania @ The Smell 2PM $15
The Imaginary Radio Program @ Five Stars Bar 4:30PM $5
KCRW Presents Storytime for Grown-Ups @ Downtown Independent Theater 5PM $60
Superego Live! w/Paul F. Tompkins @ The Smell 5PM $10
Set List @ Five Star Bar 7PM $10
The Super Serious Show @ The Smell 8PM $20
WTF! w/Marc Maron @ Downtown Independent Theater 8PM $25
Grawlix @ Five Star Bar 9PM $5
The Bitter Buddha Screening @ Downtown Independent Theater 10PM $10
The Best of Riot LA @ The Smell 10:30PM $15
Best of Riot LA @ Five Star Bar 11PM $10
OPEN MIC RUN
SPOT CAFE 4455 Overland Ave., Culver City, CA/Starts 2PM/feedback given at end
DANGERFIELD’S 3 2524 1/2 James M. Wood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/Lottery/3-5min./$2 cover
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/One drink min./First come, first served
THE NEW JALISCO @ RIOT LA COMEDY FESTIVAL 245 S. Main St., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 8PM/Ends 12AM/5 min./No purchase necessary
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min.
TRIBAL CAFE BEVERLY 3253 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6:30PM/Starts 7PM/Booked show at 9:30/No purchase necessary
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 10PM/Starts MIDNIGHT/lottery
Make Money Off Your “Comedy Skits” on Vimeo
There is now a way to have people “tip” your web videos or, as your parents might call them, “comedy skits” on Vimeo. Their new set of creator services at Vimeo have really stepped up the power of posting content online, though, we’re not entirely sure where this will go or how big this will get.
We’re guessing people will have to get rid of the notion of 15% if any content creators want to make any money.
Bill Murray Party Crashing Tour Not Fake (Sort Of)
2 months ago, we came across a rumor that Bill Murray was going across the U.S. crashing parties wherever they may be so long as they had alcohol and karaoke. We thought it might be a hoax. Yet, if there’s one famous comedian up for public novelty, it’s Bill Murray, so we just put out there, in the ether, thinking it might just happen in real life if he saw it. There was a number to call which just lead to a voicemail from the Westboro Baptist Church, which was a let down…
BUT…
last night according to accounts of several LA based comedians, he celebrated his birthday at All Star Lanes in Eagle Rock, CA where comedian Brandie Posey just happens to host karaoke. Incidentally (or not so incidentally) she and a few in the comics in attendance were fully in support of making LA a stop on Murray’s party crashing tour when we posted the story. While at All Star Lanes, Murray requested that no pictures be taken of him, but Posey and several others corroborated the story on Twitter, absolutely claiming it’s not a bit.
With that all being said, we’re still not convinced that The Secret works.
Hey everyone! We’ll be live in person at The Riot LA Comedy Festival today and tomorrow. Stop by The Lot at Riot LA (where all the food trucks and cool vendors are) to say hello and meet your friendly neighborhood bureau of The Comedy Bureau.
Also, there might be something in the bureau if you care to look (you know, like there’s great comedy in this city if you care to check this site on a regular basis-OH METAPHORS)
LA Comedy Rundown 9/23/12

ON THE HORIZON
An Evening with Kumail Nanjiani @ Nerdist Showroom Fri. Oct. 12th 8PM $8 in adv., $10 at door
Henson Alternative’s Stuffed & Unstrung @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre Sat. Oct. 6th 7:30PM/9:30PM $30
COMEDY CRAWL
The Anytime Show @ Little Modern 7PM FREE
Super Kudzu/Hashtag @ iO West 7:30PM $10
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 7:30PM FREE
French Toast @ Taix 8:30PM FREE
Top Story Weekly w/Chuck Watkins @ iO West 9PM $5
Powerviolence @ The Complex 9PM FREE
Skinny Sundays @ Hollywood Improv 9PM $5/2 item min.
Stripped Stories @ UCB Theatre 9:30PM $5
Shitty Jobs @ UCB Theatre 11PM $5 (stand by only)
RIOT LA
Burning Love Screening w/Ken Marino @ Downtown Independent Theater 2PM FREE
Stardumb w/Bil Dwyer @ The Smell 3PM $10
Pop My Culture LIVE!: Legends of Voice Acting @ Five Star Bar 5PM $5
Risk! True Tales Boldly Told @ The Smell 5PM $20
You Made It Weird LIVE w/Pete Holmes @ Downtown Independent Theater 5PM $20
Best of Riot LA @ Five Star Bar 7PM $10
Best of Riot LA @ The Smell 8PM $15
Team Coco Live @ Downtown Independent Theater 8PM $15
Conspiracy Theory Live w/Jesse Ventura @ The Smell 10:15PM $10
Patton Oswalt & Friends @ Downtown Independent Theater 10:15PM (stand by only)
Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction @ Five Star Bar 10:15PM $5
OPEN MIC RUN
NERDIST THEATER 7522 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (back room of Meltdown Comics)/Sign-up 7:15PM/Starts 7:30PM/lottery/30 spots available/no purchase necessary
THE NEW JALISCO @ RIOT LA COMEDY FESTIVAL 245 S. Main St., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 8PM/Ends 12AM/5 min./No purchase necessary
TRIBAL CAFE BEVERLY 3253 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up7:30PM/Starts 8PM/no purchase necessary/first come, first served
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA (Echo Park)/Sign-up 8PM/Starts 9PM/first come, first served/mixed mic
THE BARREL 4547 Van Nuys Blvd., Sherman Oaks, CA/Sign-up 8:30PM/Starts 9PM/First come, first served/7 min./One item min.
FLAPPERS CLAREMONT 532 W. 1st St., Claremont, CA/Starts 9PM/First come, first served/No purchase necessary
Set List is Taping in LA for Their Sky Atlantic HD Series
Though it’s broadcast just in the UK, Set List: The Improvised Stand Up Show, started here in LA, is back to do tapings to bring even more American flavor to the show to be seen across the pond. What type of American flavor? How about Paul F. Tompkins, Maria Bamford, Hannibal Buress, Greg Proops, Jon Dore, Kumail Nanjiani, Fred Willard, and Gilbert Gottfried? That sounds pretty fantastic to us.
Tapings happen this week on Tues. Sept. 25th, Thurs. Sept. 27th, and Sat. Sept. 29th with a 7:30PM and 9:30PM taping on each day at Vanguard Hollywood. RSVP now.
LA Comedy Rundown 9/24/12

ON THE HORIZON
Two-Headed Beast: A Storytelling Show @ Stories Books & Cafe Sat. Oct. 6th 8PM FREE
Lady to Lady: A Talk Show by Ladies for Everyone @ Little Modern Thurs. Sept. 27th 9PM FREE
COMEDY CRAWL
What’s Up Tiger Lily? @ Hollywood Studio Bar & Grill 8PM FREE
Cartoon Dump @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $10
Harmontown @ Nerdist Theater 8PM $10
Melgard Mondays @ Melgard Public House 8PM FREE
Keep It Clean Comedy @ 1739 Public House 10PM FREE
Dat Shit @ Westwood Brew Co 10:30PM FREE
Crash Test @ UCB Theatre 11PM $5
The Willie Hunter Show @ The Comedy Store 11PM No cover/2 drink min.
Comedy Winners at 2012 Primetime Emmys

Last night, this year’s primetime Emmys were presented and we’re pretty OK with nearly everything that won. Louis C.K. won two Emmys, The Daily Show won one, and Modern Family is still cleaning up network tv awards as expected and we can definitely dig that. Below/past the jump are the full comedy results.
Outstanding Comedy Series-Modern Family
Outstanding Variety Series-The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special-Louis C.K.-Louie C.K. Live at the Beacon Theatre
Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series-Julia Louis-Dreyfus-Veep
Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series-Jon Cryer-Two and a Half Men
Outstanding Directing in a Comedy Series-Steve Levitan-Modern Family
Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series-Julie Bowen-Modern Family
Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series-Louis C.K.-Louie
Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series-Eric Stonestreet-Modern Family
Of Course The Daily Show Emmy Acceptance Speech Involves a Bit with Colbert and Fallon
When announced that The Daily Show won for Outstanding Variety Series for this year’s Primetime Emmys, Jon Stewart and company made their way to the stage, but not without some of the other nominees clawing it out to the very end. Specifically, we love how this bit continues despite the telecast’s narrator pushing through their nominee notes.
Cue Up Your Rage, Nikki Finke Has an Opinion on Comedy That No One Should Care About
Cue Up Your Rage, Nikki Finke Has an Opinion on Comedy That No One Should Care About
“Listen up, Hollywood: Beautiful actresses are not funny. They don’t know how to do comedy … Only women who grew up ugly and stayed ugly, or through plastic surgery became beautiful, can pull off sitcoms or standups … Because it’s all about emotional pain and humiliation and rising above both by making people laugh with you instead of at you. So stop casting beautiful actresses when you should be giving ugly women a chance.”
Nikki Finke/A person who thinks comedy can only be done one way/A person who thinks they understand how comedy works, but doesn’t/An unfortunate person that has a massive news media outlet
Who’s on Late Night (Week of 9/24)
Throughout the late night world, it’ll be a nice week for comedians doing stand-up/panel interview:
Tonight:
Steve Martin on The Late Show with David Letterman CBS 11:35PM
Jordan Peele on Conan TBS 11PM
Tuesday:
Jerry Seinfeld on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon NBC 12:35AM
Bill Burr on Conan TBS 11PM
Wednesday:
Ricky Gervais on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon NBC 12:35AM
Jamie Lee on Conan TBS 11PM
LA Comedy Rundown 9/25/12

ON THE HORIZON
Channel 101 Screenings @ Downtown Independent Theater Sat. Sept. 29th 8PM/10PM FREE
Bruin Up Some Laughs @ Kerckhoff Sun. Sept. 30th 8PM FREE
COMEDY CRAWL
The Dork Forest Live w/Jackie Kashian @ Nerdist Showroom 7PM $10
Set List Tapings @ Vanguard Hollywood 7:30PM/9:30PM RSVP full
Performance Anxiety @ The Pleasure Chest 8PM $7
This Is New… @ Jump Cut Cafe 8:30PM FREE
Comedy Bang Bang @ UCB Theatre 8:30PM $5 (stand by only)
Holy Fuck @ Downtown Independent Theater 9PM FREE
OPEN MIC RUN
HOLLYWOOD IMPROV 8162 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5:30PM-5:40PM/Starts 6PM/lottery/20 spots only/3 min./No purchase necessary
FLAPPERS BURBANK 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Starts 5:30PM/Stand-up, sketch, improv all welcome/5 min.
CLUB FORBIDDEN 8512 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/First come, first served/No purchase necessary
AMSTERDAM CAFE 10905 Magnolia Blvd., North Hollywood, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 6:30PM
ROCKPAPER COFFEE CO. 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6:30PM/Starts 7PM/lottery/One item min.
PALMS BAR 8572 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood, CA/Sign-up 6:15PM/Ends 7:55PM/5-7 min./First come, first served/One drink min.
WESTWOOD BREW CO 1097 Glendon Ave., Westwood, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/lottery/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
PEDONE’S PIZZA 1332 Hermosa Ave., Hermosa Beach, CA/Sign-up 7:30PM/Starts 8PM/Ends 9:15PM/5-7min.
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA (Echo Park)/Starts 8PM/mixed mic
ATWATER CROSSING KITCHEN 3245 Casitas Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 8PM/Starts 8:30PM/Lottery/5 min./No purchase necessary
DAVE’S BAR 708 Broadway, Glendale, CA/Starts 9PM/first come, first served/one item min./8-10 min.
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St., Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd St. Promenade and 4th St.)/Sign-up 9:45PM/Starts 10PM/lottery/$1 cover
ACME COMEDY HOLLYWOOD 135 N. La Brea Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 9:30PM/Starts 10:30PM/First come, first served/5 min./No purchase necessary
The Gorburger Show: A Talk Show w/TJ Miller as Blue Monster Who May or May Not Destroy Everything
Though a musical guest talk show with a blue monster that looks like it came from Big Trouble in Little China as the host by way of just eating the crew on the previous show might sound like a crazy idea, it makes total sense when TJ Miller is the voice behind said blue monster. The Gorburger Show is a new series on The Warner Sound w/Funny or Die where Gorburger/Miller interviews recording artists and the first two episodes just dropped with Tegan & Sara and Mariachi El Bronx.
We wonder if there will be a Gorburger/Mash-Up crossover where Gorburger wears a suit and tells jokes?
Go Buy ‘Humblebrag: The Art of False Modesty’ Because Even Good People Deserve a Laugh

The famous Humblebrag Twitter account has gone into physical print with Harris Wittels curating some of the most faux humility ever tweeted into a book, Humblebrag: The Art of False Modesty. A promo for it is on Funny or Die right now with some of the cast of Parks and Recreation with great examples of humblebrags if any of you are unfamiliar.
FX Developing ‘Fargo’ TV Adaptation with Coen Brothers
FX Developing ‘Fargo’ TV Adaptation with Coen Brothers
Almost every piece of comedy news we come across about FX, we just want to give a slow clap to.
Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman Attempt to Make a Radio Hit
“Please Be Seated” the musical comedy album from Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman was just released today and better than a description of the cleverness and silliness of the music, watch their music video for Bop 25, Myq and Micah’s try at making a radio hit that is catchy and repetitive without too much message behind the lyrics (well, not too much).
NBC Universal Wisely Keeping Tina Fey Around
NBC Universal Wisely Keeping Tina Fey Around
4 year deal will give Tina Fey coming up with more comedy for the peacock and eclipse(?).
