“Listen up, Hollywood: Beautiful actresses are not funny. They don’t know how to do comedy … Only women who grew up ugly and stayed ugly, or through plastic surgery became beautiful, can pull off sitcoms or standups … Because it’s all about emotional pain and humiliation and rising above both by making people laugh with you instead of at you. So stop casting beautiful actresses when you should be giving ugly women a chance.”

Nikki Finke/A person who thinks comedy can only be done one way/A person who thinks they understand how comedy works, but doesn’t/An unfortunate person that has a massive news media outlet