1) The Los Angeles Comedy Festival is Officially Taking Submissions. 

3) What to Watch/DVR This Week [via Splitsider]

4) Harland Williams interview on Conan.  Spoiler Alert: This is the perfect way to start your day.

5) The Scoomie’s are coming soon.  That’s right the awards for comedians by comedians and not really anyone else just like it should be.  Have category suggestions? Go here.

6) Last night Chris Fairbanks’ Comedy Special aired late on Fuel TV.  It’s the first comedy special they’ve aired and hopefully they’ll air it again.  Check back here for details.

6) ON THE HORIZON:
Mary Mack’s North Star Comedy Hour & Meat Raffle @ Michael Woolson Studio Sat. Mar. 5th 8PM 
Rory Scovel @ Hollywood Improv April 1st 8PM $18/2 item min. 

7) Tonight’s COMEDY CRAWL
¡Satiristas! LIVE @ The Actors Gang 7PM Pay What You Can 
The Good Luck Show @ Good Luck Bar 7:30PM FREE 
Ballgame’s Laugh Lounge @ Red Rock 8PM FREE 
Found Footage Festival @ Largo $20 8PM FREE
Drunk on Stage @ Akbar 8PM FREE
Comedy Death Ray @ UCB Theatre 8:30PM $5 (stand by only)
Holy Fuck! @ Downtown Independent Theater 9PM FREE 
Lower Crust Comedy @ Genghis Cohen 9PM $6 

8) OPEN MIC RUN
BACK HOME IN LAHAINA 519 E. Carson St., Carson, CA/Sign-up 6:30PM
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE TOKYO @ SEÑOR FISH 422 E. 1st, Los Angeles, CA (downtown)/Sign-up 6:30PM/Starts 7PM
COFFEE GALLERY 2029 Lake Ave., Altadena, CA/Starts 8PM
WESTWOOD BREWCO 1097 Glendon Ave., Westwood, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 7:30PM/Starts 8PM   

9) Did you know you could reach the end of your Twitter feed?  Of course you don’t because you’re still part of society.

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