Watch What Will Happen If You Give Kurt Metzger a Jay Walking Ticket

The city of San Diego thought it prudent to give one Kurt Metzger a jaywalking ticket while he was walking back from a bar rather than driving.

Little did they know that this great bit on Kurt’s Comedy Central hour long stand-up special White Precious would be the result (spoiler alert: they do not come off as the good guys).  

By the way, you should buy White Precious off CC:Stand-Up Direct for $5. It’s pretty damn great.