Humorist John Hodgman is making sure that the impending end of it all won’t sneak up on us entirely. The Ragnarok Surivival Kit is a gift package or a decidedly non-gift package for yourself that includes all you’ll need for the world’s end including mustache clippings, cologne, survival mayonnaise, a custom thumb drive, urine flask, and, of course, an extended DVD of his comedy special John Hodgman: Ragnarok.

You will be really able to get all of The Ragnarok Survival Kit, now available on pre-order/released Dec. 17th, for $150 (only 500 of the kits exist)