Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop has become such a formidable presence in the, shall we say, lifestyle market that no matter how much comedians make fun of it, it still commands a wide audience willing to shell out top dollar for whatever wellness practice or consumer good gets Goop on it.

So, that leads aspiring #VanLife and lifestyle “influencers” Heron and The Hen (Ryan Harrison and Jamie Hultgren) to trying to tap into whatever Gwyneth has locked away for her most special/wealthiest Goop acolytes by attending an exclusive Goop event.

What happened was a far cry from what they had planned, but they still manage to get into the spirit of getting into Goop. Watch exactly what “happens” (NOTE: they really did try to get into a Goop event) here.