In case you needed another reason to love Fiona Apple, here you go.
While, Fiona Apple isn’t a comedian and doesn’t really engage in musical comedy, she still made what could be the subversive hit of this holiday season.
Her freshly recorded, satirical twist on the holiday classic “The Christmas Song” that floats underneath the impending pall of the Trump Administration is worth a good laugh in these twilight weeks before Inauguration Day on Jan. 20th. Listen to it here.
Here are the lyrics by the way, which are NSFW is you sing them aloud, but we have a feeling that won’t stop you at this point.
Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire as he keeps nipping at his foes. you’ll cry creepy uncle every time he arrives for he keeps clawing at your clothes everybody knows some money and entitlement can help to make the season white mothers of color with their kids out of sight will find it hard to sleep at night.
They know that truuump is on his way. he’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh and every working man is going to cry when they learn that Letch don’t care how you live or if you die
Sooo I’m offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 to 92 although it’s been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas to you Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas Donald Trump, f*ck you