Thomas The Tank Engine Gets a Dark Origin Story Because Everything Now Needs a Dark Origin Story, Right?

The fine folks at AOK, who used to be the fine folks at Fox ADHD, have picked up their sharp satire right where they left of.

Their latest work gives you into a glimpse into what might have been the dark story behind how the beloved Thomas the Tank Engine came into this world since Hollywood wants gritty reboots/remakes/adaptations of everything under the sun of your childhood these days.