The Barbtian Chronicles: no elbow licking
Doing a bit of research on how to get into the Guiness Book of World Records. Their notes under the “human being” section are as follows:
- We do not accept any claims for beauty as it is not objectively measurable.
- Fastest, quickest or longest birth is not categories we recognize.
- Cancer…
I suspect a rather large number of comedians just had a horrible/perhaps amazing idea for a live comedy show.