Signs That I Drink Too Much


1. My Bartender texted me at 10 this morning to tell me I had to start paying for my drinks, because the owners were getting suspicious.

2. There is a person in my life that I refer to as “My Bartender.”

3. “My Bartender” is a friend of mine from before I knew he was a bartender; but for the life of me, I cannot remember his name.

Oh, Jim Hamilton….