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TCB Debriefing: 11/29/23: Conan & Jordan, Kate McKinnon, Bergamot Comedy Festival, Charlie Day
November 29, 2023
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1. Um, there’s a whole podcast that’s just Conan O’Brien and infamous associate producer/living manifestation of the phrase “Well, actually”, Jordan Schlansky called The Conan and Jordan Show. Listen and subscribe since it is everything that you want this enduring love/hate relationship to be.

2. Kate McKinnon returns to SNL. Hopefully, it will be on the space ship that she left on.

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3. Santa Monica is having a brand new comedy festival out of the arts colony, Bergamot Station, where The Crow Comedy is so conveniently located with a gigantic parking lot and a metro stop. The inaugural edition of The Bergamot Comedy Festival is now taking submissions here.

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4. Charlie Day is starring in a dark comedy called “Kill Me” (deadline). The premise sure sounds like an ep. of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Day is trying to figure out whether he tried to kill himself or someone is out to get him.

5. We’ll leave you with this: Tip of the cap to Sabrina Wu and Robby Hoffman crushing their Netflix sets. Go watch them ASAP.

Conan O’Brien Finds a Way to Still Attempt to Get Under Jordan Schlansky’s Skin While in Quarantine
April 23, 2020
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Welp, all you need to truly know here is that the hysterically manipulative relationship between Conan O’Brien and human-that-might-fail-the-Turing-Test Jordan Schlansky is exactly the same, global pandemic be damned.

Please enjoy the latest installment of Jordan remaining the composure of automaton as Conan gets as devilishly mischievous as he has ever been.

Conan O’Brien Takes Noted Italian Food Expert Jordan Schlansky to Olive Garden
January 24, 2019
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For those that have been following ongoing saga of Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky, you might remember that this whole thing started from Conan taking Jordan out to dinner at a nice Italian restaurant several years ago. Immediately, Conan discovered their magical dynamic of Jordan sounding and looking like a somewhat realistic human android and Conan testing his patience to the nth degree and the rest is Team Coco history.

Their latest trip together brings all of it full circle as Conan forces dinner on Jordan at the Olive Garden, one of the last places on earth that Jordan would probably ever eat.

Please enjoy it here.

Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky, Once More, Have One of Their Famous Dinners, This Time in Japan
November 30, 2018
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If you can trace back the origins of the ongoing saga between Conan O’Brien and his associate producer (with various duties) Jordan Schlansky, they had a dinner at a lovely Italian restaurant in NYC. Of course, Conan spent the whole dinner ripping into the stone-faced and emotionless Jordan and thus their dysfunctional on-screen relationship was born.

Since then, Conan has invaded Jordan’s office, tracked when he gets to work, toured Italy with him, and more all to the delight of Team Coco fans.

For Conan’s recent trip to Japan, Conan and Jordan return to classic form, though, after all these years, Jordan might show just a bit of emotion. Please watch and enjoy here.

Conan in Italy Featuring “Very Special Guest” Jordan Schlansky Premieres Tonight
April 11, 2018
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For years, Conan O’Brien has ridiculed his Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky for how Italian he tries to be.

Tonight, a Conan Without Borders travel special will showcase O’Brien taking that dynamic to the next level by actually galavanting around Italy with Schlanksy being as serious and sobering and stonefaced as only one Jordan Schlansky can be.

Conan in Italy premieres tonight at 10PM on TBS.

Whilst Planning Their Italy Trip, Conan O’Brien Makes Things So Weird That Jordan Schlansky Finally Breaks
March 28, 2018
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As the upcoming travel special, Conan in Italy, is pretty much an excuse to mock infamous Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky, it might be one of the best Conan travel specials yet.

While just discussing the trip, which Conan sort of surprised Jordan with at the last minute, Conan and Jordan get to a boiling point in their dynamic and finally, FINALLY, Schlansky displays some human emotion.

See for yourself here.

Oh, Conan in Italy premieres on April 11th on TBS. It’s pretty clear that you’re going to want to watch that.

Conan O’Brien’s Next #ConanWithoutBorders Stop Will Be in Italy with Very Special Guest Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky
February 13, 2018
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Conan O’Brien’s Next #ConanWithoutBorders Stop Will Be in Italy with Very Special Guest Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky

Well, here’s a wish that has been granted that we didn’t even know we wanted.

Conan O’Brien is taking the infamous Jordan Schlansky to Italy, which just so happens to be one of Jordan’s favorite places on earth, and they’re seeing how long they can tolerate each other amidst beautiful architecture, fine dining, and everything else Italy has to offer.

If you need a refresher of why this is important milestone in the canon of Conan O’Brien’s late night history, please refresh your memory/enjoy yourself with an entire Team Coco page dedicated to the remote segments involving Jordan Schlansky here: http://teamcoco.com/jordan

Conan’s Jordan Schlansky Reviews a Replica Darth Vader Helmet  with Conan O’Brien
May 4, 2016
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Conan associate producer Jordan Schlansky nerds out on a pristine, life size replica of Darth Vader’s helmet and Conan O’Brien, as you can imagine, has a few, or a lot, of things to say to say about that.

Watch it here.

Though He Doesn’t Suffer From Inflamed Hemmorhoids, Conan’s Jordan Schlansky Thinks We All Should Use Preparation H Wipes
April 9, 2016
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There is no better way to start the weekend than Jordan Schlansky’s recommendations for alternative uses of Preparation H products on Conan. 

If only former Conan character Preparation H Raymond was around to see this, he would be damned proud.

The Jordan Schlansky-Conan O’Brien Saga Continues with a Review of a Body Shaver
March 23, 2016
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The on-going weird friendship between Conan O’Brien and Conan associate producer Jordan Schlansky got its latest chapter in last night’s Conan.

What could be just a review of the Philips Norelco Bodygroom turned into one of the more awkward exchanges between Schlansky and Conan over the years. Also, you can see an iota of excitement from Jordan, probably for the first time.

Conan’s Jordan Schlansky Meets Harrison Ford and It Doesn’t Quite Go as Planned… or Does It?
December 18, 2015
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Conan’s famous associate producer Jordan Schlansky has many obsessions that have been cataloged and systematically ridiculed by Conan O’Brien over the years. Aside from wine, coffee, water, and Italy, Jordan is a huge Star Wars fan.

As Conan had a Star Wars themed episode last night, they let Jordan geek out over meeting Harrison Ford and Star Wars: The Force Awakens director J.J. Abrams as well as get a pretty great bit out if.

Watch it here.

Conan’s Jordan Schlansky Wasn’t Going to Have a Bachelor Party, So Conan O’Brien Threw Him One Instead
August 21, 2015
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Conan’s one and only Jordan Schlansky is getting hitched and was electing to not have a bachelor party to celebrate the occasion.

That did not jibe with his boss, Conan O’Brien.

So, Conan threw Jordan a bachelor party, or, tried to throw him one.

Watch what happened here.

Conan O’Brien Gives His Staff Performance Reviews
May 22, 2015
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With Conan O’Brien personally conducting the performance reviews, how well do you think Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky fared?

Conan donned a pair of intimidating glasses and the title of CEO of Conaco to give his staff a performance review.

As working at Conan isn’t like most jobs, these performance reviews were a little different from the norm (i.e. preparedness to save O’Brien in the event of an emergency). Obviously, O’Brien pays a visit to Jordan Schlansky to see what his worth to Conaco is.

On top of all of that, Andy Richter’s performance review is even more touchy than the rest and also pretty priceless.

Watch it all here.

Conan O’Brien Attempts a Novelty Escape with Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky
April 17, 2015
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Conan Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky showed as much excitement as he’s ever shown and his face still barely changes expression.

The latest Conan remote has Conan O’Brien entering the novelty attraction known as an “escape room” at Escape Room LA where groups of people use clues to break out of a room that they’re locked in.

To make things more “fun”, he’s enlisted the help of the infamous Jordan Schlansky who shows signs that he might possibly be excited.

Watch it here.

Conan Takes Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky Coffee Tasting at Intelligentsia
November 19, 2014
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Conan O’Brien and one of his associate producers Jordan Schlansky have gone on many “delightful” escapades over the years.

Conan dealing with Jordan in going coffee tasting at Intelligentsia in Silverlake is yet another example of how funny two people getting on each other’s nerves can really be.

Watch it here.

Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky Go To Couples Counseling
September 25, 2014
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Over the years, Conan O’Brien has done a string of remote segments on his show featuring interactions with an associate producer by the name of Jordan Schlansky. The result has been such memorable moments from simply going through Jordan’s office and forcing him to clean it.

Last night, Conan took Jordan to couples counseling as Jordan is now getting married and, unsurprisingly, it was pretty fantastic. Please watch it here.

Conan O’Brien Dresses Jordan Schlansky Up as a Cowboy
April 3, 2014
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Taking advantage of being in Dallas, Conan O’Brien brought his infamous associate producer Jordan Schlansky to a western wear shop to dress him up as a cowboy.

As you can imagine, Jordan wasn’t that into it making this remote segment all the better.

Conan Forces Associate Producer Jordan Schlansky to Clean His Office
January 10, 2014
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Conan O’Brien got his infamous associate producer Jordan Schlansky to finally clean up his office by bringing in a personal organizer unannounced to Jordan’s office. Of course, Jordan’s not so keen on the idea.

Conan and Schlansky are one the best running bits in late night. 

Celebrate Conan O’Brien’s 20 Years as a Late Night Talk Show Host with Some of His Best Moments
October 29, 2013
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Celebrate Conan O’Brien’s 20 Years as a Late Night Talk Show Host with Some of His Best Moments

In commemoration of Conan O’Brien making it two decades as a late night talk show host, Team Coco has put up some of Conan’s best clips throughout his career as a late night talk show host at TeamCoco.com for a limited time (until Nov. 15th). 

That includes him on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. So, and not to sound like an informercial, you can watch all of your favorites including:

Conan having dinner with Jordan Schlansky
Conan joining an old time baseball league
Conan starting a boy band
Hunter S. Thompson taking Conan shooting
and much more!

So congratulations to Conan for an amazing 20 years and let the Conan nostalgia binge begin!

Conan Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, To Do Reddit AMA Next Week
March 16, 2013
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Conan Associate Producer, Jordan Schlansky, To Do Reddit AMA Next Week

If you might remember both Late Night with Conan O’Brien and The WGA Strike a few years back, Conan had one of the most hilarious dinners with one of his associate producers Jordan Schlansky wherein Schlansky ignored every insult Conan leveled at him continuing to tell him about Italian culture ad nauseum.

Watch the infamous dinner here and get ready for Schlansky to do a Reddit AMA on Monday for the inevitable questions you’ve saved up either for years or after seeing him be pretentious about his espresso machine earlier this week on Conan.

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