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Devastator Press’ Latest Books “Toys 4 Cheap” and “Dream It! Screw It!” Feature Fake Failed Disney Rides and Cheap Toys That Should Never Exist

November 28, 2016

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Indie humor publishing arm Devastator has their latest releases that really take a world of children’s wonder to the dark, grown-up side.

Toys 4 Cheap by Asterios Kokkinos and Jimmy Hasse reads like those Sunday pull out ads, but features a multitude of children’s toys that more belong in a more clever version of Spencer’s Gifts than at Toys “R” Us. See plenty of examples of above.

Geoffrey Golden’s Dream It! Screw It!: 30 Years of Rejected Disney Park Ideas from Dipp Disney takes on the failed ideas of a fictitious career of a forgotten Disney relative. The attractions include a “child feeding zoo” and other dystopian Disney rides that never made it past “imagineering” stage.

Both will make great gifts for you or the comedy fan in your life this holiday season.

There Are Plans for a “Toy Story” Themed Hotel in Upcoming Disneyland Shanghai

November 18, 2014

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(via /Film)

First off, there are plans for a Disneyland Shanghai, which you should take a moment to take in. On top of that, there will be an entire hotel done in the theme of the “Toy Story” film franchise.

The concept art shows that exterior painted in the design of Andy’s room, which is already has us nostalgic. We’re just spitballing here, but, we’d hope that there would be an actual Pizza Planet as well as a place where Sid’s “Franken-toys” hang out.