Remain Champagne: WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT?
[Just lemme do this real quick and I’ll shut up, all right?]
Who needs a comedian? And I don’t mean that like, “Society doesn’t need comedy.” I’m saying: “I’m available.” Yeah. Got a comedy show you want me to do? I’ll do it. Where is it? In your parents’ basement out in Temecula? …