Remain Champagne: AN OPEN LETTER TO THIS WOMAN PICTURED HERE
Hey, lady! Thanks for the tongue!
You didn’t think you and I were auditioning for the same commercial, did you? You were there to audition for some tire spot where you—a hot model wife—were getting a gift from him—a hot model husband. The gift turns out to be tires, you’re so happy…
OK, That’s #winning (that counts for me being topical today, good night everybody)