Before the massive charity event where slews of people will run from Santa Monica to San Diego, light sabers in hand for Comic Con, Course of the Force, you have to know how all of this is coming to pass in a detailed, somewhat anachronistic origin story. Chris Hardwick had to bring the first light saber down from Skywalker Ranch, which proved difficult with shady Ewoks, Boba Fett in a van, and a vengeful The Walking Dead’s Robert Kirkman. Also, Moshe Kasher appears as an employee of Skywalker Ranch named Tom.

Who in the world is having more fun than Chris Hardwick right now?