Neal (the very funny Grant Lyon) travels the country trying to sell snowglobes. As you’d imagine, he has a lot spare time on his hands. So much so, that he has advice on how to kill that ample amount of spare time, especially if it’s in the confines of a hotel room.

So, without further adieu, here’s Neal giving you tips to do non-porn watching related things if you’re stuck in a Motel 6.