“Wait. You are SHITTING ME. Josh Rossford is going to Napa Valley with Kathy PUSHPINS?? I am going to throw up my heart right into this salad. Right now. How did this happen? KATHY FUCKING PUSHPINS?!?!?!
Is it a work thing or are they…are they together?
No. NO! Holy fucking god I am going to swallow this tablecloth and choke until I die, right here. WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME THIS ON IM????
No, no, it’s ok. It’s ok. Why are they going Napa Valley?
FUCK ME YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME WHEN DID THEY GET FUCKING MARRIED?!?!?! I am going to find a giant nail, and nail it through the back of this goddamn table so I can slam my face down onto it and jam it right into my eyeball. I SWEAR TO GOD. KATHY MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS CRAPFACE PUSHPINS?!?!?!?!
Well, she does have a nice caboose.”