Morning Debriefing 9/30/11

1) If you don’t own a TiVo or a DVR like we do, you missed out on Patton Oswalt on Conan, Trey Parker & Matt Stone on Kimmel, and Albert Brooks on Leno. Thanks Internet.

2) Comedy Bang Bang passes 10 million downloads. Take that Malcolm Gladwell.

3) “My Life With Jews” by Rob Delaney

4) While Tyler Perry was one of the entertainment industry’s highest paid men, Tina Fey being one of the highest paid actresses might just balance it out.

5) You have an opportunity to vote Paul Scheer into playing Elton John in a movie (according to People Magazine that is)…

6) Also, this is happening… Megan Amram is selling a screenshot of an acre of the Internet on eBay.

7) ON THE HORIZON
Andrés Du Bouchet’s CD Release Show @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $10

8) COMEDY CRAWL
Harland Williams @ Brea Improv 8PM/10PM $22/2 item min.
Telethon @ Nerdist Theater 8PM $10
Jackie Kashian @ Flappers Claremont 8PM $15/2 item min.
Michael Rayner @ Flappers Burbank 8PM/10PM $12/2 item min.
The 12 Shiny Nickels Show @ Hollywood Improv Lab 8:30PM
The Spanglers’ Time @ Hollywood Improv Lab 10:30PM $5 
The Second City Late Night w/Howie Kremer @ Second City Hollywood 11PM $5 

9) OPEN MIC RUN
UCB 5919 Franklin Ave., Hollywood, CA/Sign-up (lottery) 5PM/Starts 5:30PM/5 min. spots/10 spots only
SET LIST @ FLAPPERS BAR
102 E. Magnolia, Burbank, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 5:30PM/given “set list” of topics to do jokes off of/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts 6PM/$4 min./first come, first served
SILVERLAKE LOUNGE 2906 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA (Silverlake)/Sign-up (lottery) 6:30PM/Starts 7PM/4 min./no purchase necessary
SUNSET GRILL 7439 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/one item min.
MAX BLOOM’S 200 N. Malden Ave., Fullerton, CA/Starts 7PM/booked show after/no purchase necessary
GLENDALE DAYS INN 450 N. Pioneer Dr., Glendale, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 8PM/No foul language/No purchase necessary/first come, first served   
FLOODLAMP OPEN MEG 3201 Verdugo Blvd., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 7PM/Starts 8PM/No purchase necessary
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (walk up Martel, past Big Mama’s and Papa’s)/5PM to 11PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/first come, first served/coffee and bottled water available  
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Hollywood, CA/Starts MIDNIGHT
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 10PM/Starts MIDNIGHT/lottery 

10) I think I’m having Louie withdrawals. Is that a thing?

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