1) Pre-order a Naked Trampoline Hamlet. Don’t question what it is. Just buy it (it’s Andrés Du Bouchet comedy album)

2) The correct responses to Kim Kardashian starring in a Tyler Perry movie by @RobDelaney and @JennyJohnsonHi5 and hopefully more throughout the day.

3) As Kyle Kinane found, some people can be so pretentious that they don’t understand the obvious that comedy involves making people laugh.

4) The Washington City Paper gets it. There need to be more written about Sean Patton.

5) A dissection of the Chappelle experience by the Comic’s Comic.

6) ON THE HORIZON
How Did Get This Made? LIVE w/Paul Scheer @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre Tues. Nov. 15th 8:30PM $25 

7) COMEDY CRAWL
North Star Comedy Hour & Meat Raffle @ Flappers YooHoo Room 7:30PM $5/2 item min.
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10 (stand by only)
An Evening with Andrew Solmssen @ Dangerfield’s 2 8PM FREE
Found Crap w/Dan Harmon & Rob Schrab @ Cinefamily 8PM $10
The Anytime Show w/Dominic Dierkes @ Underground Annex Theater 8PM $5
Andy Kindler @ Flappers Burbank 8PM/10PM $17/2 item min.
Lost Moon Radio Presents: Roger Wodehouse’s Androgynasium @ Club Fais Do Do 9PM $13-32
Seth & Ed’s Puppet Talk Show @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10 
Magic Bag @ Underground Annex Theater 10PM $5
Tournament of Nerds! @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5 (stand by only)
Tomorrow Show w/Ron Lynch @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $5 

8) OPEN MIC RUN
SPOT CAFE 4455 Overland Ave., Culver City, CA/Starts 2PM/feedback given at end
MARTY’S/THE OPEN MIC 7351 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/5PM to 11PM/$5 min./multiple sets allowed/coffee & water provided
DANGERFIELD’S 2 2860 Glenview Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/first come, first served/no purchase necessary
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min. 
SUNSET GRILL 7439 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA/Starts 7PM/one item min.
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 10PM/Starts MIDNIGHT/lottery 

9) How about this? Funny people are funny and unfunny people are unfunny and people who try to differentiate otherwise based on gender, ethnicity, sexual orientation, etc. are fucked up.

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