Mike Lawrence Tells the Stories of His First Times Saying ‘I Love You’ and Having Sex (While Being in Over His Head for Both) March 29, 2016 Uncategorized ari shaffir, comedy central, losing virginity, mike lawrence, storytelling, this is not happening The great Mike Lawrence recounts his initial encounters with romance and losing his virginity for This Is Not Happening. Suffice it to say that you probably went through less to get to your “first time”.