meganamram:

Historians just discovered a bunch of previously unpublished Shakespearean manuscripts!

The Bastard, The Wife, And The Whor’

Richard the Roman Num’ral’d

The Snowpocalypse of Henry the Parch-Toothed the VXXXCCDXIIIXASSXIVIII

My Dog Skip

Snide Wives For A Farthing

Snide Wives For A…