Megan Amram: Things To Do Before I Die
See Paris
See anything (I’m blind)
Swim WITHOUT dolphins for ONCE
Milk one of God’s lesser beasts (bat, eel, etc.)
Climb a mountain (acceptable types of mountains: hard rock candy, Brokeback)
Go back in time and go to Hitler and be like hey come on
Tickle a bat 😉
Finally ask out…