Every year, the highly regarded brand for the humorous written word, McSweeney’s holds a contest to have a brand new column to bring into the fold. It’s free to enter, you can write or illustrate your column, and have until Aug. 30th 7PM PST to send it in. 

You just might win $500 and a year contract with McSweeney’s.

We’re going to go ahead and guess that a lot of you have something that’s perfect for this, so get in on submitting already.