In order to be a more benevolent benevolent bureau, we’ve decided to make our MANDATORY HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY a free event, which means you have zero excuses for not fulfilling your mandatory attendance. 

Also, there will be free gift pens as you can see below (while supplies last-though we did order hundreds of them) for all of your hard work this year!

All you have to do is RSVP here and then come and have a good time (because you’re required to do so).