That’s right folks, forget about the top of the comedy world giving itself a high five at the Comedy Awards, vote for the up n’ comers trying to cut in the LA comedy scene by Mon. Mar. 28th, specifically at the long standing Westwood Brew Co. Open Mic for the Scoomies. Send votes to Vance Sanders via Facebook message after the link.

Here’s the ballot:

1. Jewiest Non-Jew

2. Best Newcomer

3. Most Prolific

4. The Facebook Award

5. Best Anger

6. Too Much Information Award

7. Gleest

8. More Open Mics in a Week Than You Do in a Month

9. The Heavy Meta Award

10. Most Distinctive Laugh

11. Most Twitter in Set

12. Best Cornell Reid-Like Outfit

13. Best Husband

14. Best Wife

15. The Hair Award – Head or Facial

16. Most Likely to Replace Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men”

17. Most Gendered

18. Surprised to Find Yourself Sexually Attracted to Them

19. Warmest, Kindest, Lovingest Care Bear Award

20. Best Writer

21. Always Makes Me Laugh Guy ( Vote for 3)

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22. Always makes me laugh Lady( Vote for 3)

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23. Favorite Joke or Routine( Vote for 3)

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