ON THE HORIZON
Sam Simmons & The Precise History of Everything @ iO West Thurs. Sept. 26th 8PM $5
House Party Comedy Show Fri. Sept. 27th 8PM FREE

COMEDY CRAWL
Camchella: Andy Sell & Friends @ The Satellite LA 12PM FREE
Minor League Harold Night @ The Clubhouse 7PM FREE
China, IL Season 2 Preview & Evening with Brad Neely @ Downtown Independent Theater 8PM FREE
Chuck Jones 101: A Birthday Celebration @ Egyptian Theatre 8PM $11-$50
Henry Phillips & Friends @ Hollywood Improv 8PM $15/2 item min.
Jail Guitar Doors Comedy Benefit @ Nerdmelt Showroom 8PM $10
Morgan Murphy @ Downtown Comedy Club/Les Noces Du Figaro 8PM $20
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10 (stand by only)
Bestie x Bestie @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10
12 Shiny Nickels @ Westside Comedy Theater 11PM $10
Tournament of Nerds @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5
The Tomorrow Show w/Ron Lynch Presents 5 Minutes or Die @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8

OPEN MIC RUN
ROCKPAPER COFFEE CO 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 3:30PM/Starts 4PM/Ends 6PM/5 min./One item min.
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 3PM/Starts 4PM/First come, first served/No purchase necessary/Hosted by TJ Amick
FLAPPERS BURBANK YOOHOO ROOM 102 E. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank, CA/Starts 4:30PM/First come, first served
DANGERFIELD’S 3 2524 1/2 James M. Wood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/Lottery/3-5min./$2 cover
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 5PM/Starts 6PM/5 min./First come, first served/$3 min.
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min. 
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/5 min./first come, first served/one drink min.
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 11PM/Starts around 11:30PM/lottery