ON THE HORIZON
Holy Fuck @ Downtown Independent Theater Tues. Jan. 8th 9PM FREE 
Adult Swim’s Newsreaders Night @ Nerdmelt Showroom Sat. Jan. 12th 7PM FREE 

COMEDY CRAWL
Drinking Buddies Presents @ Flappers YooHoo Room 7:30PM $10/2 item min. 
Two-Headed Beast: A Storytelling Show @ Stories Books & Cafe 8PM FREE 
Jimmy Dore & Friends @ Hollywood Improv 8PM $18/2 item min. 
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10 (stand by only) 
Patton Oswalt @ Friends @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre 8:30PM $25 (stand by only) 
Girth @ Echoes Under Sunset 9PM $5 
BJ Novak: Uncollected Stories @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10 (stand by only) 
The Midnight Show @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5
The Tomorrow Show w/Ron Lynch @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8 

OPEN MIC RUN
DANGERFIELD’S 3 2524 1/2 James M. Wood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/Lottery/3-5min./$2 cover
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM-ish/5 min./First come, first served/No purchase necessary
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/One drink min./First come, first served
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min. 
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 10PM/Starts MIDNIGHT/lottery