ON THE HORIZON
The Henry Clay People + Comedy @ Satellite LA Mon. Dec. 17th 9PM FREE 
Laura Kightlinger @ Garrett Morris Downtown Blues & Comedy Club Fri. Dec. 28th & Sat. Dec. 29th 8PM $20 

COMEDY CRAWL
Charles Phoenix Retro Holiday Show @ Natural History Museum 7PM $29
Crashbar Improv @ Impro Theatre 7PM FREE
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 7:30PM FREE
UnCabaret @ First and Hope 8PM $20-$55
Magic Bag @ Little Modern 8PM FREE
Retta & Friends Celebrate the Holidays Benefit @ Rockwell Table & Stage 8PM $40
Paul F. Tompkins & Friends Real and Fake @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre 8:30PM $25 (stand by only)
Neal Brennan & Friends @ Westside Comedy Theater 9PM $5
Powerviolence @ Strait Jacket Society 9PM FREE
Top Story Weekly w/Jim Hamilton @ iO West 9PM $5
Sappity Tappity: A Drunken Romp Though Liquor Forest @ UCB Theatre 9:30PM $5
Super Kudzu @ iO West 10PM $5
Shitty Jobs @ UCB Theatre 11PM $5 (stand by only) 

OPEN MIC RUN
ROCKPAPER COFFEE CO 7509 W. Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 5PM/Ends 7PM/5 min./First come, first served/1 item min.
NERDIST THEATER 7522 W. Sunset Blvd., Hollywood, CA (back room of Meltdown Comics)/Sign-up 7:15PM/Starts 7:30PM/lottery/30 spots available/no purchase necessary
TRIBAL CAFE 1651 W. Temple St., Los Angeles, CA (Echo Park)/Sign-up 8PM/Starts 9PM/first come, first served/mixed mic
LIQUID ZOO 7214 Sepulveda Blvd., Van Nuys, CA/Sign-up 8:30PM/Starts 9PM/First come, first served/7 min./One drink min.
THE BARREL 4547 Van Nuys Blvd., Sherman Oaks, CA/Sign-up 8:30PM/Starts 9PM/First come, first served/7 min./One item min.
FLAPPERS CLAREMONT 532 W. 1st St., Claremont, CA/Starts 9PM/First come, first served/No purchase necessary   
IMPROV JAM @ IMPRO THEATRE 1727 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA Ste. 208/Starts 9:45PM after Crashbar/Anyone can play