ON THE HORIZON
Charles Phoenix Retro Holiday Show @ Natural History Museum Sun. Dec. 16th 7PM $29 
This Is Not Happening: Holidaze @ Hollywood Improv Tues. Dec. 18th $5/2 item min. 

COMEDY CRAWL
Cinefamily Telethon 1PM FREE to stream online 
O Brother, Where Art Thou? @ New Beverly Cinema 5PM $8 
Fourth Annual Best Doorknockers Pageant @ Steve Allen Theater 8PM $10
Book Klub @ Stories Books & Cafe 8PM FREE 
The Chatterbox Comedy Christmas Blowout @ Chatterbox 8PM FREE
Cat Jail @ Hot Mess Vintage 8PM $7 suggested donation
HelMel Alley Holiday Bash @ HRLDRY 8PM FREE w/canned donation 
ASSSSCAT @ UCB Theatre 8PM $10 (stand by only)
The Paul F. Tompkins Christmas Play @ Largo at the Coronet Theatre 8:30PM $25 (stand by only)
Lost Moon Radio Holiday Special @ Club Fais Do Do 8:30PM $13 
Matt Portman’s Bar Mitzvah @ Jaragua 9PM FREE 
Field Day @ Little Modern 9:30PM $3 
Seth & Ed’s Puppet Talk Show @ UCB Theatre 10PM $10 (stand by only) 
Tournament of Nerds @ UCB Theatre MIDNIGHT $5 
The Tomorrow Show w/Ron Lynch Presents Christmas w/Special Guest Host Emo Phillips @ Steve Allen Theater MIDNIGHT $8 

OPEN MIC RUN
DANGERFIELD’S 3 2524 1/2 James M. Wood Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM/Lottery/3-5min./$2 cover
SAL’S COMEDY HOLE 7356 Melrose Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Starts 6PM-ish/5 min./First come, first served/No purchase necessary
HOLLYWOOD HOTEL 1160 N. Vermont Ave., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6PM/Starts 7PM/One drink min./First come, first served
WESTSIDE COMEDY THEATER 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade, Santa Monica, CA (in alley between 3rd and 4th St.)/Sign-up (lottery) 6PM/Starts 6:30PM/no purchase necessary/4 min. 
TRIBAL CAFE BEVERLY 3253 Beverly Blvd., Los Angeles, CA/Sign-up 6:30PM/Starts 7PM/Booked show at 9:30/No purchase necessary
FLAPPERS BAR 102 E. Magnolia Ave., Burbank, CA/Sign-up 10PM/Starts MIDNIGHT/lottery