John Hodgman’s classic trilogy of COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE, detailing everything you need to know about everything INCLUDING the impending end of the world, is set to be distributed to the masses on Oct. 2nd. BUT WHY WAIT WITH THE MASSES WHEN YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT NOW? Plus, if you’re one of the first 666 people to make this vital purchase, then you get a “specially defaced edition” where Hodgman will specially deface the box, sometimes with a mysterious symbol.

Also, if you haven’t gotten to the third part of Hodgman’s COMPLETE WORLD KNOWLEDGE because it hasn’t come out in paperback, well your time has come.