Yes, it’s supposed to be funny, but DC Pierson isn’t kidding around when promising to put you in a custom rap if you pre-order his latest book, Crap Kingdom, before Mar. 7th, 2013.

Here’s DC rapping with several pre-order names and here’s when you can join in on the fun/pre-order the book, which is sure to be something insightful, deep, and hilarious.