Ronald McDonald, Hamburglar, Mr. Clean, The Jolly Green Giant, Chef Boyardee, and The Pillsbury Doughboy all get the McBride/Goggins treatment in a photoshoot for GQ. 

The accompanying video has Danny McBride and Walton Goggins keep their edgy Vice Principals rivalry going as well as document their ridiculousness of the whole affair. 

Watch and enjoy all those classic mascots get a devil-may-care makeover and upgrade at the link above.