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remainchampagne:

TURTLE: Psst. Hey, kid. Kid!

KID: Yeah?

TURTLE: What’s goin’ on?

KID: Nothin’.

TURTLE: You havin’ fun?

KID: It’s okay.

TURTLE: See anything cool today?

KID: We saw some starfish and some—

TURTLE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. Look, I don’t got a lot of time. …

OK, Champagne’s got the goods for Pixar’s next tentpole franchise, I think.