“Oh no. No. This is awful. Melissa Banks is reading my poem in front of the whole cafeteria! Oh my God, I- I want to die. I gave her that poem to demonstrate my love – why is that funny? I shouldn’t have included a picture of me and my mom.
Oh God, they’re all laughing!!! This is so much worse than when my brother posted that video online of me dancing in my underpants and my dad’s wig. WHY would she break my heart like this? I just wanted to be nice to her. And I wore a fancy hat today and everything.”
Photo by Alexandra Voglesong
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