Remain Champagne: AN OPEN LETTER TO THAT GUY WHO LIKES EVERYTHING I POST ON FACEBOOK
Hey, guy! Look at you! Look who’s all grown up with his own Internet connection! I’m assuming it’s your own Internet connection. I mean, it is your own, right? I suppose it could be your mom’s. Is it your mom’s? Is she right there with you now? Hi, guy’s mom!
Look, whoever owns your…