When booking a cruise gig didn’t work on How To Make It in USA, Conner O’Malley, as a talent rep who makes Ari Gold seem tolerable to be around, attempts calling up networks TV and Netflix alike, presumably through an 800 number, to have Joe Pera pitch shows.

You can only imagine how it goes, then be delighted at the actual result.

Also, let this be proof to parents everywhere that calling up a network or studio for a job does not work ever.